Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it’s only for this morning. You might not be able sleep peacefully tomorrow morning.

I wish to be super good at something.

 

Granted.
[Karamell acquired "Courting Death" MAX LVL]

I wish I understand what the song I'm listening to is saying '-'

 

Granted.
Google sensei is here to save the day and translate for you~
Please do note that any translations made by Google sensei may not be 100% accurate

I wish for winter break to last a month instead of one week

 

Granted, school got extended for two months in return

I wish there's a quick fix to last long syndrome.

 

granted, it only works on select people

I wish that the new year would come already

 

Granted, but your stuck in a time loop

I wish I can follow through with my resolution this year.

 

granted, but only for a week

I wish for a infinity supply of candy

 

Granted, but all your teeth rots as a result.

I wish someone would play Rock Paper Scissors with me

 

Granted, but it's the devil. You're playing for your soul.

I wish to become the Queen of a magical fantasy land of lesbians.

 

(Lol, I'm playing RPS with someone right now xD)

Granted, but they mutiny and you were thrown out of the fantasy land

I wish this world has magic.

 

Granted, but only mice can use it; it's how they always manage to evade your traps.

I wish we had the complete, undamaged works of Sappho.

 

Granted but it is hidden away from the public knowledge and only the rich and powerful even had the idea that it exists

I wish for more sleep.

 

Granted... But your metabolism increases you wake up every minute after ...

I wish transmigration is real!

 

Granted, in case you transmigrated (if you ever will), you will wake up getting tortured before dying.

I wish you use normal fonts

 

Granted since all fonts are normal

I wish we had even more fonts

 

Granted, but they will look so ugly that you won't even want to see them.

I wish I was awake when a mass piñata hitting happened.

 

granted but you must do a proper summoning

I wish I can complete gen 1 eventually

 

granted, but by the time you do, Nintendo decided to just gift everyone with them

I wish for a good role model in my life

 

Granted but no matter what you do or no matter how hard you try you will never be able to emulate your role model. In fact, the harder you try the faster you'll be at becoming their opposite.

I wish for a day of peace.

 

Granted, but it doesn't exist so give up.

I wish for world disaster to come ASAP, then people will get back to sword and shield era and then no more nuclear experimets would happen