Corrupt a Wish

Granted an egg shaped hat poured with gold casted forever in your head.

I wish for a cookie

 

granted, shit flavored

i wish for a sportscar

 

It catches fire in 30 seconds, so you don’t have it anymore

I wish I could eat as much as I want and still not get fat

 

granted, but you'll never be able to absorb any nutrients from food you eat, leading to death...

i wish for a stress free job

 

Granted, it's one where you're always sedated while people in white takes blood and some organs out of you.

I wish for a traffic free world.

 

granted, but that's because smart cars became sentient and started to rule over mankind

I wish for a exotic pet

 

granted, you become its first meal

i wish to sleep forever

 

Granted, along with the fishes below an inconspicuous bridge.

I wish for real VR games.

 

granted, but it was not the stable ver yet, you get trapped and death ingame means real death... sound familiar?

i wish for a cool jacket

 

Granted, but it turns out it’s possessed by a soul eating ghost. There goes your soul! (At least you looked cool in the process?)

I wish I could absorb knowledge through osmosis...

 

granted, but its a luck based mechanism, with 10% gaining and 90% losing knowledge.. good luck beating the odds...

i wish for unlimited power

 

Granted but it's too much and your body explodes

I wish for a stuffed toy

 

Granted, but it comes alive at night and murders as many as it can before you wake up. It never kills you, but wherever you go a trail of bodies follow. Eventually, the police just arrest you and you get chucked in jail as the perpetrator of all these killings.

I wish for a fresh Krispy Kreme doughnut.

 

Granted, but poop flavor

I wish for some tea

 

granted, but made from dried human poop

i wish for a super comfy pillow

 

Granted, but it’s only the size of an ant and you soon lose it (the ants steal it)

I wish for delicious food

 

Granted, but it’s actually a secret plot by aliens to fatten you. Upon your fattening, they abduct you and eat you for supper.

I wish for a buffet that surved all the major foods from each country.

 

granted, but you're not invited

i wish for free monthly allowance until i die

 

Granted, but you die next month

I wish for one giant cookie

 

granted, but its made out of plastic

i wish for a pokedex