Corrupt a Wish

granted but they only get half finished

I wish for raindrops to be soda instead

 

granted, but everything outside turns sticky every time it rains, also ants.

I wish for a new world.

 

Granted, but new world has all sorts of man-eating monsters

I wish for 100% increase in salary

 

granted, but you now live in the office, live for the office and breathe for the office, your whole life will now only revolve on whatever the happening is inside the office and the world outside is practically nonexistent for all you care

I wish for rain

 

Granted. You get rain made of bog water pouring on you no matter where you currently are for a week.

I wish for water.

 

granted, it's a living alien water from mars

I wish for a new ornament to decorate my room

 

Granted. Here's an empty cardboard box.

I wish for a way to restore my mango tree.

 

granted, but it will no longer bear fruit

I wish for a mountain of gold

 

Granted but you have to face off a cartoonish dragon first.

I wish for more than 8 hours of sleep every day.

 

Granted, but only on a fresh corpse of same sex.


I wish for earth to be flat

 

granted, a giant alien mistook it for poop and squashed it flat

I wish for a new mug

 

Granted, only it's made of your distant ancestors skull *crossed a line?*


I wish for immortality of Jackie Chan.

 

granted, you now live as jackie chan, you've change your name legally as jackie chan and will now be forever immortalized as jackie chan bot only in name

I wish for a chandelier

 

Granted, but bought by selling your kidney.


I wish for happiness in my soul.

 

granted, but the happiness is but mere seconds before you get his by shit tons of lawsuits for all you've done to achieve such bliss

I wish for a brand new wristwatch

 

Granted, only for it to be broken the next second.


I wish for your peace of mind and serenity.

 

granted but an author inserted tragic past plot suddenly got introduced for the sake of extending the story and profit

I wish for a meteorite

 

Granted, only it isn't slowing down or burning up, you stand right under its impact zone.


I wish you a happy life and a faithful wife/husband.

 

granted, but and I live happily ever after

I wish for a bag full of cash

 

Granted but you suffer from dyslexia cause of your sin of grammatical mistakes


I wish for money to drown you with honey..........