Coworker asked me a interesting question

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MasterCuddler, Nov 12, 2017.

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Would you press button?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Depends

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  1. MasterCuddler

    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    I made this super long and detailed then safari wanted me to verify that I’m not robot(first time this happens) and my efforts were thrown out thrown out the window :blobcry:FU safari:blobthumbsdown: and heres my thread’s remains:

    Like title said, today my coworker ask me a interesting question (probably cuz I’m always vaguely answering him lol :blobReach:)

    Here’s the question:
    If your wife or you are pregnant with the baby past the point of abortion/it’s well developed and just waiting to be born in few months, would you press a button that gives 50/50 percent chance of ur baby dying in exchange for a minimum amount of $1million ?

    I said yeah and he called me evil *sheds tear* I just wanted my kid to have high survivability/luck with this final test:blobsob:

    Edit: seeing how everyone is calling me evil now here’s my reasoning for my answer not that it would make a difference really
    -I figured since their might be complications during the pregnancy and or after the birth that would cause the kid to die sooner or later either way it will die. I am not afraid of it’s death because it will happen to all living things. And we can just have another kid.
    -Luck is an important aspect in life especially If i want it to live well with good luck to support it. 50/50 percent chance is pretty good if you think about it. It’s fair and equal, only thing that changes is it’s outcome so still depends on luck. Better than having 60/40 or 70/30 and who knows if the kid’s “luck” would end up choosing the “rare” slot.
    - it seems most seems to think I care more about the money but no I don’t really care about the money but it’s the minimum amount to make me think of pushing the button, and the money will go to the kid if it survives if not then it’s to the next kid.
    - if my wife don’t want to push button then I won’t push, if she does want to push button then we push it after hearing her thoughts.
    -and last but not least it’s cuz I believe in my luck as well as my kid’s luck, it manage to compete against all the other sperms and eggs and lasted months developing, this button will be my final test for the kid before it ventures into the world. Or rather it makes no difference because it depends if the kid manage to come out safely anyway, idk if the result will be diffenrent whether I press button or not, meaning it’s just a random bet that doesn’t let me lose much.
    And well realistically it just depends on my financial state, if poor then yeah if rich then no and i probably will be emotionally attached to it so I won’t press button...maybe....
     
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  2. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    depend~
    who know what situation I'm on when I have da baby~
     
  3. Rae

    Rae ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

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    How can a chicken have a baby, isnt it supposed to be an egg ? :hmm:


    And yeah you're evil.
     
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  4. GameMaster

    GameMaster Well-Known Member

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    these is alot of factor to take into account
     
  5. chencking

    chencking [Daolord Grammar Nazi]

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    You have a kind coworker
     
  6. Khatulistiwa

    Khatulistiwa An Egg Eternal

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    You're obviously evil :confused:
     
  7. lenyek_penyek

    lenyek_penyek Badass Member

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    As long as no one knows whether I push the button or not.... I'll push it.

    I'm a single man, dunno how it feels to be a dad yet. Sounds evil eh... haha
     
  8. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    why you put common sense on NUF member?
    and no that chick is my food~
     
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  9. Dizzcity

    Dizzcity Watching generations of fans rise and fall away

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    Gambling with your child's life is generally not considered a sign of good parenthood...
     
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  10. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like something an evil person will say.

    An evil person can know another evil person afterall. Muahaha:blobowoevil_horns:
     
  11. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    If you press the button...

    Even if the child survives, I wonder if you could live with yourself knowing that you put your unborn child's life at stake for a bit ok, lots of money, but still...

    If the baby dies, would you able to live with the guilt...

    Unless you're as evil as the OP; handsomest evilest chicken on the planet.
     
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  12. Viola

    Viola Studio Ghibli Fanboy Mother of Learning Fanboy

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    You will have some people who argue every which way they can about what is an appropriate time or maximum age for abortion.

    Plus assuming you do want the kid... why take that chance at all, you are getting what you want after all...

    In a world where i am single thinking about this question, ya. I would roll the dice.
    In a world where i actually want a kid, hell no i would not take any odds.
     
  13. juniorjawz

    juniorjawz Well-Known Member

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    And we have not discussed about the part where we

    DONT PRESS THE BUTTON

    Will it be a healthy baby?
    Will it be an egg?
    Or will he be born with... anime hair o_O
     
  14. Crazyh3

    Crazyh3 Well-Known Member

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    I'd say yes because I can always have another child.
     
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  15. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    I...
    dont has a wife but a waifu.... Waifu will never get a baby....
    So, I dont know
     
  16. Morvian

    Morvian 『Weakened King』『Abandoned Man』『Man Of Culture』

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    i dont even have woman dont mention making someone pregnant~
     
  17. lnv

    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    I don't care if I get a million dollars or if the button blows up the world, I would press it, why?

    BECAUSE BUTTONS ARE MEANT TO BE PRESSED!

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. raysha18

    raysha18 [Blank]

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    I dont like kids so i'm not having any babies. But bro even if i don't like them and it was a mistake i still wouldn't press the button.
     
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  19. STKNIGHT

    STKNIGHT Well-Known Member

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    i would press it cause statically its a 15-20% you are going to lose the baby so all i'm doing is just increasing and with my current situation its better if we have the money
     
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  20. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    I would press the button. Don't care if my child survives or not. If i can't even save my child's future, why would i let him live if he/she would feel despair of living anyways in the days she/he live.