Discussion **Cuckoldry, deceit, blackmail, infanticide...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by otaku31, Nov 20, 2019.

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Do you like the cuckoo?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    freeloading, outsourcing, monopolizing, farming...

    the cuckoo practices all of it! :blobwoah:

    The cuckoo female is the most well-known among brood parasites- creatures that trick others into raising their young. The female cuckoo mimics predators to frighten the hosts to distraction, following which, she surreptitiously abandons her egg in their roosts (one of the original eggs is swallowed by her to keep the nos. unchanged). Since the cuckoos' eggs mimic the hosts' (in size, pattern/colour and shape) the host birds often unwittingly raise the interloper. If the hosts recognize and reject the cuckoo egg, the cuckoo mother will retaliate by destroying their clutch, forcing them to accept her eggs in the future. Destroying the hosts' eggs also ensures the laying of a new batch by the host birds, with which the cuckoo may try her luck again (i.e., farming)! :blobfearful:

    The cuckoo fledgling, if hatched first, will usually throw out the host's eggs to hog all the food. Even when it doesn't kill its foster siblings, it will beg and corner most of the food brought in by the foster parents, leaving their own young malnourished. :sweating_profusely:

    Now, when u hear the male "cuckoo" cry... you know why! :blobpeek:
    (with a wife like that, who wouldn't?!)

    **The term "cuck" is derived from this behaviour of the female cuckoo. :aww:

    Sorry, forgot to bookmark the sources, but it's all true!
     
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  2. Donuts

    Donuts Endless surge of emotions

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    Nice bait Bro :blobexpressionless:
     
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  3. justmehere

    justmehere Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe there's anything in NUF that would increase my IQ ....
    Kudos ....
     
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  4. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    Imma be honest....Id probably take care of the kid but hate the mom. Why should I hate some kid; cause hes not mine? Plus I dont trust the mom if shes willing to destroy relationships to quench physical needs.
     
  5. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Still better than parasitic wasp... Or botfly.*cringe
     
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  6. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    :aww: Much interest! Many intrigue!
     
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  7. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    I don't like cuckoo but i do like cuckquean
    Here the info, got this few days ago ... such a coincidence
    And i don't get the info from "see also section" about ero humili or crime of passion

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
     
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  8. 0000000

    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    Really nice, i knew about the whole dropping her damn egg into others' nest in order for them to raise her child and the whole child chick killing the siblings thing.

    I never knew the bird can orchastrate a fake battery to lure the victim away, never knew it can do blackmailing and boy, this feels so much like the typical korean drama!
     
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  9. PotatoZero

    PotatoZero Well-known Potato

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    No, no, not hating the kid and taking care of them are two separate things...
     
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  10. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    Did you mean taking "care" of them if they're cute loli and shota???
     
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  11. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    I'd take care of them! *pats chest proudly* and when they come of age, I will induct them into the yaoi fangirl club as either fundanshi or fujoshi. Eheehee~
     
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  12. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    So... are you saying we should burn pregnant adulterers alive alongside their adulterous accomplices? I say, burn them. Why should we humans follow the despicable fate nature has over mere birds targeted by parasite birds, when we can outright say fuck you world with our intellectual minds. Pray there is no heaven for them, because we're sure to send them to hell.
     
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  13. lighterxx

    lighterxx Hoshi stan before a human °^°)

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    That was so informative:blobpopcorn:
     
  14. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    Calm your shit b.
     
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  15. Chrono Vlad

    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    And here i thought it was some kind of dark hentai.

    My degenerate soul is disappointed. :blobpensive:


    But hey! at least their not holding hands i won't tolerate it! not on this christian site! :blobcatcop:
     
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