Spoiler Cultivation Chat Group

Senior White aka Bai is super awesome, lol. He's the luckiest man in the existence.

 

does he end up living in the university or does he get his own house?

 

He lives in Medicine Master's house for a long time. Eventually he went to university... or rather the chat group bought Shuhang's university. And Bai ended up going to the one next door, which just happened to be teaching how to drive construction vehicles. Dongfang Six goes there too later... and commits and massacre with her horrible driving skills, no one died yet due to defensive and life saving spell formations, but it was really close. Ah Su 16 became a teacher of the arts department at Shuhang's school.

 

lol the chat members are rich ....does medicine master marries his diciple in the end?

 

Medicine Master gets knocked on the head eventually gives in and gets married.

While Bai ster's house, he took everything apart.

Oh and there's the little loli Candle? Anyways, she's a good loli that's pretty amusing. She stays at Shuhang's house as mortal world training and is also Shuhang's classmate. Just as Bai has super luck. Shuhang has his own version of super luck, which can help those around him.. It's just Bai's luck puts everything except him in danger. Shuhang's luck puts himself in danger but not anyone else. Or at least that's what Pamperable Fish says.

 

Dou Dou (the dog that is Yellow Mountain senior's pet and a level 4 demon cultivator) is on his way to the wedding, of course, Shuhang's consciousness is in his body. Currently we have the Shuhang TWO from his lifelink artifact. They're being attacked by a 'god' who is 'everything you find annoying, everything you hate in the world, etc.' who takes the form of a flaming eyeball.

Today, Shuhang borrowed the might of 2000+ holy ape projections to beat the god up. The attack he uses is the Buddhist Demon Slayer Basic Fist Technique Two! Buddhist Demon Slayer Basic Fist Technique One! because those are pretty much the only fist techniques you knows. But because the god was in is divine realm (which contained bits of the celestial court), can't die. Eventually Shuhang drags the eyeball into his own world and punches him out of existence. His remains form a flaming eyeball on a slab, which was once part of the summer palace of the celestial court. Now Shuhang is trying to figure out how to move the god's divine realm into his personal world.

 

Isnt that that dig that likes to make trouble a lot? ...how does the mc meet it?

 

Originally the dog showed up and saved Shuhang's ass from the demon cultivator who works with Prince Ocean seeming to be a really cool senior. Then it turns out he's an idiot clown with a 'chu chu' fetish.

 

Can it take human form?

Btw did the mc marry a ghost girl?

 

Not yet, level 5 is needed for demon cultivators of the real world to take human form. Or rather they can set any form they want, but they can only set it once. So in a world where... say three armed being are the mainstream, demon cultivators will set that as their alternate form instead of the human one. Though in some places like the Nine Dark World, demons need level before they can do that.

Ghost girl? You know about her? Well, they're one person now, due to contract, their hearts are linked. But anyone who wants a relationship with them, needs to be accepted by both.

 

I found random spoilers somewhere ...mostly about senior white...if i find the site again i'll post a link

Do we see the buddist mont that took the blame for some murders in a train?

 

The Caucasian monk who is actually a daoist but due to his preconception that all martial arts originated from Shaolin aka Buddhism, he wants to be a monk? Ya we see him again. For a long time, he stayed in jail converting criminals to Buddhism. Eventually his master retrieves him. At some point, Shuhang gets a Buddhist robe and he gets a Daoist robe, and the two of them trade, lol.

 

Thaaank you!... That monk sounds cute :3
Do we see his interactions with his master?

 

A bit xD More like we see his master worry about the future of his disciple.

 

Why? ...because he is easy going and pure?

This pair sounds cute :3

 

More like after all that hard working finding a disciple to pass down his daoist teachings. And the fact he found a foreigner after all that work, tells you how hard it is. His student doesn't want to be a Daoist, he wants to be a Buddhist.

 

@Incarneous i found the spoiler threads

http://forum.wuxiaworld.com/discussion/3769/cultivation-chat-group/p2

https://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=143275

Poor butterfly sage ....his daughter is a handfull

 

Let's talk about cultivation realms first. It's been too long but the system goes 1-9.

First is body refining, it's the 5 orifice realm, where you refine your senses and stuff. Usually you'll gain an innate gift associated with one of your orifices, if you're unlucky, none, if you're lucky, more than one.

Then you leap the dragon's gate (basically carp to dragon) to reach

Second realm is ... I forgot what it's called but you form your dantian and there's a bunch of them named after parts of a dragon. Like dragon tail, dragon claw, dragon fin, etc. until you open up and fill every single dantian to the one at the very top of your head (kind of like chakras). At that point your qi will pass out the top of your head and signal that you are ready for tribulation.

Tribulations has up to 10 lightning strikes, there is potentially a 11th if you're really BS or hated by heaven (Shuhang got it) and that's it. Pretty simple, no heart or fire tribulation.

Third realm, you've condensed your qi into yuan or something like that? I can't remember exactly anymore, read too many cultivation novels, And now you're filling your main dantian and condensing your qi as much as possible, toward the end, you'll have a 'fake dan' or 'illusionary dan', which is formed of condensed qi or yuan, and this will become your Jindan "gold core" in the 5th realm. The 'illusionary dan' fully forms and condenses after being baptized in tribulation lightning

Then you experience tribulation, once your 'illusionary dan' is ready. Shuhang screwed up and had his tribulation together with a lot of people, so he experienced a watered down version of the 7th to 8th realm tribulation. The heavenly dao was changing, so he experienced tribulation lightning soliders and guns, and tanks, and missiles, and the tribulation lightning nuke and a helium bomb. Nearly died there too.

Fourth Realm, your 'illusionary dan' is fully formed. Shuhang has a variant fat whale 'illusionary dan'. In this realm, you cultivate 'immortal bones', which are condensed from your power... then you stab them into your core (dan). If you're not careful, your immortal bones will break your core and then you die. Cultivation is risky, so in the third realm, you need to build a solid foundation and make sure your core is solid and strong.

This is Shuhang's current realm. His cultivation is a little wonky for various reasons.

Spoiler: His version of 4th realm and deeper spoilers

His immortal bones are more like sabers than bones. And they know his saber intent (a.k.a. saber intent armor that can counterattack after charging up and storing enough damage), so instead of stabbing in, his fat whale armors up

Then 5th realm is Gold Core realm. I vaguely remember It has a title that's True something... True Person? True Elder? Cultivation Elder? Basically the title system starts from here.

6.True Sovereign.

7. Reverend or Honored One

8. Profound Saint

9. Tribulation Immortal

0. After tribulation immortal, cultivators seek their own dao. By possessing their own dao, they attain 'longevity', and become essentially immortal unless they're killed or problems show up in their dao. Only one person can stand on each Dao path, so if someone possesses the Dao of rebirth, no one else can use it. They are the top tier power under the unique Heavenly Dao position. Their title is 'long lived ones' or 'immortals'.

Spoiler: some character info and Heavenly Dao info

Bai TWO (White Senior 2/Rabbit) is a clone or partition of a former Heavenly Dao, that has vanished somehow. Normally he would disappear too, but he didn't, and remains ruler of Nine Dark World, sharing it with the clone of the current Heavenly Dao. Senior Bai might have his origins somewhere in the previous generations of Heavenly Dao. While not as powerful as the true Heavenly Dao in the real world, he is still stronger than any normal 'immortal'. Though there might be other things associated with previous Heavenly Daos that could give him trouble. For example, somewhere out there is a clone? brother? alternate? of the 3rd generation of Heavenly Dao who lives in his own Lotus world, which is much stronger than the one Shuhang has. He can't come out though, because Heavenly Dao would try to kill him. There is something wrong with Heavenly Dao, all who held the position have disappeared or died or something. In any case, most of them try to escape before they get disappeared. The lotus worlds are one of the attempts. Another attempt is the 9 Turns Refine saber. I need to explain this super dao weapon made by the third Heavenly Dao before I can talk about today's chapter...

Tired of typing, I'll talk about today's chapter later.

 

In today's chapter 1315章 瞪谁谁怀孕 <= Whoever gets glared at gets pregnant.

They're in a dream realm, where they encounter the eye of the Holy Man (founder of the confuscist (cultivating confucianist if you forgot)). It gets attached to Shuhang's hand because he talks about Profound Cloud Fairy, (a 8th cultivation realm member of the chat group) being abducted by the evil nine dark world master. Profound Cloud with her blue hair is suspected of the person who guided the Holy Man onto the path of cultivation. The Holy Man really wants to meet her again.

The Holy Man is a funny guy whose pride is an ongoing joke, but he is ridiculously awesome. In any case, in Confucianism, you must respect your mother and understand your mother's love. His eye has the power to make people (no matter what gender) experience the feeling of pregnancy. 10 seconds of your belly growing big and half an hour of birthing pains. This is part of his attempt to teach people to empathize with mothers and understand motherly love. The scary thing, it can be used on anyone weaker than him... the Holy Man at one point was the strongest being in the multiverse.

In any case Soft Feather, wanted to experience it because she's the ultimate thrill seeker. Shuhang originally wanted to refuse because Soft Feather likes to share, and she might say something like, "Shuhang made me pregnant" to everyone... plus her dad is scary. But Soft Feather promises not to tell. So Shuhang tries it. Perhaps because he's weak, it takes 5 minutes... nothing... another 5 minutes, nothing. He points the eye at himself to check why it's not going off... and boom...

Now he's painfully experiencing the joys of being a mother.

Soft Feather watching Shuhang is pondering whether or not she should still go ahead and experience it.

 

Just a short excerpt from today's chapter. I'm really in too much pain to translate something long =-=

So... Shuhang somehow exited the dream world before the final moments of his pregnancy.

.....

Soft Feather was originally full of anticipation, wondering if Song Shuhang would really 'give birth' to something.

Song Shuhang waved his hand, "It's fine. It looks like things that happen in the dreamscape are restricted to the dreamscape and won't affect the real world."

Just as he said that, he suddenly felt something in the middle of his left hand. Flipping his hand over, he saw a black eye tightly stuck onto his 'woodox swordsman's glove of love'.

It was the Holy Man's eye.

This thing had been brought out of the 'misted world' by Song Shuhang.

"Sky Gazing!" Song Shuhang cursed.

Soft Feather's eyes lit up, "Senior Song, can you still use it? Give me a shot of..."

"No!" Song Shuhang refused adamantly.

Before he fully controlled the 'pregnancy gaze' of the Confucist Holy Man Eye, Song Shuhang was not going to use this ability again.

Experiencing the pains of labour once was enough.

Thinking so, he tried to transfer the Holy Man Eye into his inner world.

The Holy Man Eye did not resist, and was successfully transferred.

.....

ya, that's all I'm translating.