FADE IN: EXT. A BUSY STREET - THE BUS STOP - DAY Two young men stand at a pickup point for a city bus, both of them looking impatient. These are DAVE and STEVE. For several seconds, nothing happens... until Dave shifts his position slightly, and the sound of raucous applause becomes audible. STEVE: ... New ringtone? DAVE: Hm? STEVE: Your ass just started cheering. DAVE: Oh, yeah, sorry. I had that burrito last night. A moment passes in silence. STEVE: Sorry, what? DAVE: It's a tortilla wrapped around a bunch of... STEVE: (Interrupting) I know what a burrito is! What does that have to do with your ringtone? DAVE: That wasn't my ringtone. STEVE: Text message noise, then, whatever. DAVE: No, dude, I just farted. STEVE: ... You just farted. DAVE: I already apologized! What more do you want? STEVE: An explanation for why your fart sounded like a standing ovation would be nice. Dave sighs and shrugs. DAVE: Look, a few days ago, I got into an argument with a woman at the grocery store. STEVE: (Skeptically) Uh huh. DAVE: Don't give me that! She was trying to buy all of the cat food! STEVE: So? DAVE: So, I needed some! STEVE: You don't have a cat. DAVE: That's irrelevant. Anyway, it turned out that she was a witch. STEVE: No, she wasn't. DAVE: Was too. STEVE: Witches aren't real! DAVE: Well, her curse sure was. STEVE: Oh, right, let me guess: She cursed your ass so that it has its own laugh track! DAVE: Don't be stupid. STEVE: You're the one... DAVE: (Interrupting) She cursed it so that all of my farts sound like... He trails off. Another round of applause becomes audible, along with hoots and cheers. STEVE: You and I both know that... ugh! Oh, god, that's rank! DAVE: Yeah, I think the burrito might have been a bit dodgy. STEVE: I don't... DAVE: (Interrupting) Take it from me, cat food does notgo well with beans. STEVE: You are relentlessly determined to gross me out, aren't you? DAVE: Hey, you're the one who's so obsessed with my flatulence. STEVE: Well, excuse me! I've never known anyone to have an appreciative audience in their pants! DAVE: There's no audience. It's just the sound, dude. Steve rubs his forehead, exasperated. STEVE: It is entirely too early for this sort of insanity. DAVE: Yeah, I heard that. I need some coffee. STEVE: Sure. Great. Let's just stop talking about it. DAVE: ... Although I should probably warn you about something. Steve makes a noise not unlike an irritated sea lion being woken up. DAVE: (CONT'D) The thing is... well, we all know what coffee does to sensitive bowels. STEVE: Stop. DAVE: I'm just saying... STEVE: (Interrupting) Stop. Neither man speaks for a few seconds. DAVE: It's just that the curse does something else when I... you know. STEVE: Ugh. A bus pulls up to the stop, and its doors open. Steve hurries to climb on. DAVE: (Shouting) You do like jazz music, right? Steve does not respond. Dave ponders for a split second, then climbs onto the bus. A chorus of applause follows him. FADE TO BLACK. — Reddit
This is just sad it's not even funny... The witch is an asshole, she should order cat food wholesale if she needs massive amounts of it! It's cheaper that way as well and the tracks for farts isn't funny either it's just a stupid idea...
But did you know that there was once a gay-pedo Pope? And that the previous Pope before Francis actually "quit" being Pope, because he wanted to have fun.
The current Pope? I mean, earlier I said, "Imagine if the Pope had AIDs?" So that has to give some attention, you dumb shortie.
choir boys... Grandchild... why be you yelling in Bolded large font? Also should a self proclaimed shota be calling people shorties? xD
...... to tired, besides, all my stories are boring. 6'1" shota? Ahh! I get it, you're the opposite of the lolibaba! XD
it is idiotic tbh. Anyone having such good network is bound to have good enough pcs in the first place...