Request Daily Laughs~

A banshee ate my crew of sailors and now I am a murder hobo ((Sounds awesome))

 

That's a good way of going on about it! \(^^)/

 

A banshee ate your crew of sailors now you're a murder hobo xD

 

Not terrible I guess, though being a murderhobo is the standard thing for adventurers, so... No change to your roleplay I guess! xD

 

A succubus massacred my crew of pirates and it will have no effect on how I roleplay my character.

 

o.0

This is the exact kind of thing that should have a strong effect on how you roleplay your character! Dumb dice roller! >.<

 

Not if you are the succubus that murdered your crew of pirates!

 

This is a great idea.

 

That's a good way of making this plot interesting~

 

Kinky play with pirate peg leg

 

Still my favourite though
The DM seduced my imaginary friend now I'm the batman

 

Yeah. Sadly you can’t get zero.

 

1-100 or 0-99 both the same

 

A djinni slaughtered my military unit but it’s fine since I got some wishes to redeem someday. You know, if the djinni didn’t die.

(No effect on role play.)

 

Oh~ I see that now~

 

@Yul B Allwright

 

Call the police!!