[/QUOTE] While I get the point you're making ... Dude just no. I'm pretty sure that second one is more akin to breast-feeding, and to be perfectly honest I'm not sure if society is currently outraged by the idea of doing that in public or offended if someone gets outraged.
A mate showed me a photo of his wife. "Isn't she stunning?" He said. "You should see my wife" I replied. "What, is she stunning, too?" He asked. I said: "No, she's a optometrist."