Since @SuzakuX wont do it, im doing it! yayyyyyyy RULES: 1. Do not double post 2. Quote the poster above you 3. Weapon you say has to be able to beat the previous one 4. Bold the weapon and its statuses 5. Can have up to 10 statuses 6. If someone has already responded, delete the ones that also responded after and quote the first responder's post I start: Bed: 100% chance to cause drowsiness and 20% chance to inflict sleep
Boredom, 100% to cause something you wish you hadn't done. Often paired with procrastination, 100% chance to do something tomorrow.
NO INTERNET EFFECT: People cannot sleep because of this, you know. They will become restless and some may go in rage..ROAR!!!
Bidet Deals water elemental damage Has a 85% crit chance with crit multiplier X8.5 95.67% chance to proc 100% accuracy
HUMAN HAND : can turn off the internet connection has 100% change make The real @Potato to mad. So he flip his bed .
Slow internet connection Effects: - going insane from waiting and loading - has a 50% possibility of going berserk - has a 25%possibility of smashing your phone/PC/tablet to death - 10 %possibility to die on poorness because of the smashed things
TOO FAST INTERNET Effects: -Videos playing a lot faster -Games loading a lot faster making pc overheat and blue screen of death -100% cannot understand loaded pages -100% cannot use the internet due to the insane speed -50% chance will go rally outside of your ISP
Cuteness overload: 200% chance to cause steam to rise from your head and for you to roll back and forth on the floor