Discussion Dumb Ways to Die

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted member 219339, Apr 29, 2020.

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You'll have to pick a dumbest reason from the following as your cause of death.Which one'll it be?

  1. You swallowed a coin and choked.

    4 vote(s)
    7.0%

  2. You forced yourself not to pee and after a long while your bladder exploded‌.

    6 vote(s)
    10.5%

  3. You fell from the cruise ship while trying the Titanic pose.

    15 vote(s)
    26.3%

  4. You fell from your bed while sleeping.

    31 vote(s)
    54.4%

  5. Impaled your neck by the pointy end of your umbrella. (Remember Yukari's death from Another)

    1 vote(s)
    1.8%
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  1. Deleted member 219339

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    Hmmm, I think the 4th option will be my cause of death as my own stupidity won't be involved in leading me to demise. Moreover, I don't think this will give me a long painful death. blobmelt_thumbs

    What's your choice? :aww:

    Here is how Yukari died.
     
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  2. Effugium

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    The other 3 options aren't something that i would do, so the 4th it is
     
    Effugium, Apr 29, 2020
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    Wise choiceblobmelt_thumbs
     
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  4. Shem

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    There should be an option: Pissed yourself to death due to being frightened by the sight of a tractor.
     
    Shem, Apr 29, 2020
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    Effugium [Investigator], Praise Shigure-sama

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    Are you kazuma?
     
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    Brain Aneurysm. Cuz suddently dropping dead without any prior symptoms rocks.
     
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    Slipping on a Banana Peel and fell dont a Cliff.
     
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    Kazuma Kazuma
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    Hard choice between 3 and 4 but i had to describe that it'll be not titanic pose I'll be doing I'd rather climb up the ship masts and swing with a rope Jack Sparrow styles even without much experience with rope swing (no rappelling didn't count) then I'll die without regret if i had a mishap during the activity.
     
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    :blobhero: That will be cause of your death, because of your dumb mouth!
     
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    I like the second choice, the gorier the better~:blobReach:
     
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    Uh any other choices? I would say 4 but I'm pretty much a statue when I sleep
     
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    Fun fact:
    About 450 americans die every year falling out of their beds
    Only 11 people die to coconuts falling on their heads, and 7 to shark attacks
     
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    Dumb ways to die? Uh, they have the Darwin Awards for that.
     
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    There's a bigger chance of me choking on regular food, than putting a coin in my mouth.
     
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    Death by snu-snu? :blobowoevil_horns:
     
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    When you die due to choking on the water which you had drunk to stop choking on your food... :blobpeek:
     
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