Discussion Dumb Ways to Die

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted member 219339, Apr 29, 2020.

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You'll have to pick a dumbest reason from the following as your cause of death.Which one'll it be?

  1. You swallowed a coin and choked.

    7.0%
  2. You forced yourself not to pee and after a long while your bladder exploded‌.

    10.5%
  3. You fell from the cruise ship while trying the Titanic pose.

    26.3%
  4. You fell from your bed while sleeping.

    54.4%
  5. Impaled your neck by the pointy end of your umbrella. (Remember Yukari's death from Another)

    1.8%
  1. Deleted member 219339

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    Ikr *shivers*
     
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  2. Effugium

    Effugium [Investigator], Praise Shigure-sama

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    That's too painful...
     
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    Ok:blobwoah:
     
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    Hmm this could be included in my torture list :blobthinkingsmirk:
     
  5. ArashiKitsune

    ArashiKitsune Well-Known Member

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    Actually you know what never mind... that sounds like a very slow and painful way to die. I guess I'll go with, playing games so long that I fell off the chair and break my neck when I fall asleep mid-gaming session
     
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    But you sleep like a statue :p
     
  7. pass1478

    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    I wish to die in my sleep, one bed death for me please.
     
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    Would you like to order anything else?
     
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    pass1478 I'm in Despair!

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    No thanks, that's all.
     
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    One bed death coming right away, sir :p
     
  11. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    Option two is definitely the most noble way to go it it's for the sake of don't pee January. I can't wait to show my respect and willpower next year by not peeing at all for the whole month.
     
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    Fulminata Typo-ist | Officer of Heavenly Inc. |

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    I want my death to be dramatic. I choose 3! :aww:
     
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    Nancy2303 Well-Known Member

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    I want a painless one, so I will choose the 4th.
    And that 5th option, I don't think anyone will want that kinda death, it's so painful. That video, *sighs*...:sweating_profusely:
     
  14. Jden

    Jden Well-known Dorse

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    Imagining dying from an infection after that one pimple you popped. <3
     
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    Breaking news(2021) : A 21 years old boy died from bladder explosion.
    He was found lying dead on the kitchen floor of his apartment all covered in urine. After thorough investigation, the police reported that the boy forced himself not to urinate as he was doing the No Pee January challenge.
    :p
     
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    Yup:sweating_profusely:
     
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    Ahahaha XD
    This is so good! I nearly split my sides :blobjoy:
     
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    Finalbeta Science Nerd

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    Probably pierced by something upon being distracted~
     
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    Death is all the same, why bother with method?
     
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  20. Lishasharma

    Lishasharma The Kitten in the blacksuit

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    I'd say the fourth one but than how the heck does that even work?!
     
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