Discussion Dumb Ways to Die

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted member 219339, Apr 29, 2020.

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You'll have to pick a dumbest reason from the following as your cause of death.Which one'll it be?

  1. You swallowed a coin and choked.

    7.0%
  2. You forced yourself not to pee and after a long while your bladder exploded‌.

    10.5%
  3. You fell from the cruise ship while trying the Titanic pose.

    26.3%
  4. You fell from your bed while sleeping.

    54.4%
  5. Impaled your neck by the pointy end of your umbrella. (Remember Yukari's death from Another)

    1.8%
  1. Deleted member 219339

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    Yeah, but I am sure you wouldn't like to experience the 5th option. So it matters in a way ^_^
     
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    And that's why it is dumb:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  3. whitespace

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    And why? Because people would tell stories about that? Because of their laugh? In this world you cannot please everyone, so you should mostly please yourself. Majority is always wrong either way. Why bother with it.
     
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    No, I am talking about how brutally one may suffer before dying. No one wants a long, painful death and I guess you don't want too.
     
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    I dont want any of that...
    Just one bullet pierced my head is enough...:blob_teary::blob_teary:
     
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    Awww... Isti *facepalm* you chose getting your head impaled by bullet over falling from the bed. Isn't the former one more painful than the latter one? *patpat*
     
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    Nope... *shake head*
    The bullet is a bullet where i can just die in 0.1 second without feeling any pain.
    Falling from the bed make you awake first before you die because the impact isnt strong enough.... Unless you falling from bed and directly fall from very high place.
    :cautious::cautious:
     
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    If you fall from your bed, you will die in one thud. Before realising that you are suffering from an inexplicable pain, you will be dead already. Anyways, your bed is definitely too high for you. Perhaps, you use a tool to climb on it :p *pats Isti's head *
     
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    3ft for a chibi is the equivalent of 30ft in the air. Of course she wouldn't want to fall from her bed.
     
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    Yeah, you got a point. :ROFLMAO: She should wear a gear bag, the one that is used for skydiving, and sleep so that if she falls she can use the parachute. In that way, she won't get hurt.
     
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    you would be wrong with that one. Pain doesn't matter. Suitable ending does.
     
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    Well, enough pain can cause you to cry and beg for death, so yes, it would matter since that really would be a disgraceful ending. Everyone has a breaking point. If they're not begging, you obviously have not inflicted enough pain yet.

    If people are really interested in stupid ways to die, I'd recommend looking up the Darwin Awards. It's a list of people who die from stupid things like climbing down a chimney and wedging their arm under their throat by mistake and so strangled himself to death with his own arm etc.
     
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    "Disgraceful". "Begging". All little things.
     
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    Definitely the 4th one, because I only ever want to sleep so it's the most likely to happen

    Mainly posting because i need more posts to post links
     
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    What caliber?
     
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    Not gonna lie I'm way more likely to be killed by falling up stairs.
     
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    Do you speak from experience?
     
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    yes
     
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    You want the umbrella death? o_O
     
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    i think dumb way to die is following what trump suggests against the virus with 1000% confidence