Fish? It's a BAIT~!

"Give a man a fish and he will live for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he will live for a lifetime. Teach a man how to cultivate fish and he will give rise to a new civilization."

"Knowledge is Power, Power corrupts. Thus, Knowledge corrupts."

Anybody had quotes like this that are created from other quotes?

 

give a man a fish and he will live for a day. teach a man to fish adn he will live for a lifetime.
However he might overfish, ruining the local ecosystem forever.
Be an asshole, fishing isn't that hard anyway

 

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap
if you want happiness for a day, go fishing
if you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune
if you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody
if you want happiness for eternity, help yourself

 

I just came here because i thought there will be fish but:
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
Truly inspirational.

 

I am a simple man. I see bait, I click.

 

"Give me a cookie and I will eat it" - Cookie Monster

 

Life is an ass.
Karma's a bitch.
And Death doesn't give a shit.
So deal with it.

 

I saw this in a post within the last few days,
"Give a spider a fly and you feed it for a day,
Teach a spider to fly and suddenly you are Satan."

 

The last two hit home for me. Mr brother with depression always tried to help others. I'm trying to do the last one now and the advice I get from others basically saying to help yourself.

 

If not for google, your efforts would be in vain.... *insert thumbs up*!!

 

"Hard work beats talent. If that talent is slacking and not using it. Otherwise, you have to outlive that talent and work hard for a long time." I mean, look at our loner MC from EER, had to work so hard for so long.

 

Well, he was given a lot of buffer time

 

"Give a man a fish and he will live for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he must pay heavy tax for lifetimes"

 

"Give a man fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

 

I'm a simple man. I see fish, I click.

 

I knew that I'd find you here XD

 

I thought there would be fish, but there's only bait *sad lyf*