Flies are no laughing matter

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  1. Femme Fatale

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    Hey yo.

    This is kinda a PSA from me. When I was twelve my dad taught me a disgusting, but necessary, lesson about flies, in particular botflies. He said, to the young and vulnerable and impressionable me (pfft, but true): Don't EVER let a fly land on you. Then he proceeded to squeeze the sucker he had in his hand. I swear, many many tiny maggots just dropped to the floor. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    Back in the day, we didn't have the wealth of information we have now available to our fingertips, so it took me a while before I realised that this was a particular kind of fly, not all flies. Nevertheless, flies are disgusting, disgusting, dirty creatures that have their place in the natural order of things. In this case, breaking down rotting flesh so that it can return to Mother Earth nutrients and other goodies, as well as, to aid in pollination.

    Anyhow, now that we have internet and I came across this post...I want to remind everyone: DO NOT LET FLIES LAND ON YOU OR YOUR FOOD. And this is why:


    You don't know if it's a botfly, but do you feel lucky?

    :cookie:

    Now you have my traumatic lesson. Your welcome. :blobspearpeek:
     
  2. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    I probably should be smarter about what I look at while in the middle of eating... Oh well
     
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    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    There were always four or five flies in my family’s summer house. But they were common house flies. As a kid, I’d let them land on my feet, as they slightly tickled. I wouldn’t do such a thing now, though, considering I know more about flies. But it’s not like there were disgusting things for them to eat around, so it was probably safe?
     
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  4. Osamaru

    Osamaru 『Shem's Best Pal ✧ Lexi's Ani ✧ Hamster's Keeper』

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    Scary thing is, its not even the feeling of something eat and grow in your flesh, or pain of getting them out that's the worse.

    Its the Bullet sized holes they leave in you.
    Most people won't even remove them till they get back to Civilization, because the risk of infection is so high.
     
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  5. Sabruness

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    house flies are annoying but, yeah, you definitely dont want botflies around. that muggers are nasty
     
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  6. Femme Fatale

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    My husband used to use his sister's hair to tie a noose around the fly and keep it like a balloon for awhile before completing the knot and decapitating them. Apparently it's what kids did for fun in Australia. ^.^ Any Australians want to discuss here this particular passtime? *lols*
     
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    I usually ignore them if it's one or two...but more than that? I smacc em with a mosquito bat. Tis the modern day Excalibur.
     
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    Orz i didn't wanna know that...!
     
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    When i was younger, we got some of our exercise by swinging flyswatters, chasing flies round the room trying to hit them.
     
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    Saw this first thing in the morning. What a wake-up call! :blobfearful:
     
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    *LOLS* Then why did you click on it? :facepalm:

    Will people ask you why you look slightly disgusted and stunned today I wonder?:blobwink:

    The Force is strong with this one. :blobhero:

    Haha next stop, Wimbledon. :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
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    Stunned? Yes (def. wasn't expecting botfly larvae removal, NGL). Disgusted? Not so much. It's like those pimple popping videos- fascinating and strangely satisfying. :blobpopcorn:
     
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    It is not only flies. Most insects are plainly disgusting.
     
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    My prof apparently has an obsession over parasites, so every day before class he'd give us a parasite of the day
    Last week on Wednesday, it was the botfly
    He told us about its life cycle and then proceeded to show us a video of his friend having the larvae removed from his back
     
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    Haha I wonder if he is related to my dad. >_>

    Don't get me started on mosquitoes and other such insects....I had many such lessons growing up. It was gross but effective. >_>
     
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    At least it’s only 5 maggots. Saw a video of vets removing these from a dog in the hundreds.

    Poor dog was bleeding everywhere. :blobcry:
     
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    I couldn't like that, poor wee creature. I saw one removed from a cats nostrils. That was nuts too. :(
     
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    Flies are no laughing. Unzipped flies can result in diseases.
     
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    Unzipped flies? Do explain~ :cookie:
     
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    The zipper you wear on pants or shorts.