Get Your Breathing and Cultivation Techniques Ready

Dark Matter Hurricane is coming this the best chance to become an immortal cultivator! Get your breathing and cultivation techniques ready!

https://www.cnet.com/news/scientists-predict-a-dark-matter-hurricane-will-collide-with-the-earth/

In all seriousness, this is a cool scientific event and a chance to learn more about dark matter.

 

Wait, wait, wait... dark matter!? Oh man, I think we should get ready things to become meta-humans, some chemicals, an electric source, ice? I mean, there aren't only immortal cultivators out there... I mean, evil metas and evil speedsters are a much more serious concern... no cultivator is going to defend the common people against villains... unless a real version of Song Shuhang is out there... although evil cultivators are also a concern...

 

Well, the storm has been going on for hours already, so…

 

Then your not cultivating properly.

 

Haven't read the article... so... BRB, I'm going to get a fork and some medicine... and just in case I'm going to start cultivating as well... who says you can't be both a meta and a cultivator?

 

Would you like to try my breathing technique? It's called 'chloroform rag'!

 

Check the news in the next couple of days. If crazy stuff starts happening, head for the hills.

 

When is it?

I need to prepare.

 

What are you guys so excited about as doesn't cultivation require energy and not matter to cultivate? So unless we go through a storm of dark energy the matter you absorb will not do anything, but have a small chance to give you a mutation in the form of Cancer or superpowers.

 

I think there is a futuristic cultivation novel that relies on dark matter.

 

Yeah possibility, but because they exist in the future you don't know if those cultivation is true in the present time as it could be the Author speculating.

 

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Well they are all works of fiction

 

If science fiction is the future several decades from now who to say their work of fiction can't become a prophecy.

 

I shall cultivate my physique in that hurricane!

 

Sorry mate, let me cultivate on my own before trying that dual-cultivation techinque

 

Oh, that's where the extra toe came from...

 

hey, for the poor souls who don't have a cultivation technique, I have one in sell here, you can get it for the low price of 1000 nuf$, hurry up and get your one and start cultivating,
if interested, please pm me or call me in the number '999'.

 

Me personally am vying for the sage force
if possible combined with the speed force