Welcome to the guardian guild: Hire us for nuffies and we'll protect you from the assassins Here we have our four tiers of guardians: Tier1:They'll try to protect you, but only from amateur assassins and they cheap Tier2:They shall protect you as long as their around but their more expensive Tier3:They shall protect you with all their abilities. You can trust them with your life, And they ain't cheap Tier4:You can trust them with anything including being in a room with your naked wife. No assassins can get past them,But can only be hired through negotiations Pricing(still negotiable) : Tier1: 250 nu£ a day Tier2 :500 nu£ a day Tier3:1000 Nuf a day Spoiler: Moderators @Lil K.O @Aquabunnyyy @Fossil Spoiler: Guardians Tier1 : @Soraizumi @prirateking36 We even have a turn "me into a nuffian" package where your guardian will teach you the ropes around NUF Same pricing applies as above So guys where in need of guardians and moderators Please specify if you want to be a guardian or moderator
Prices are way too high ...also...that tag makes you seem like thugs going around getting protection money...
Don't worry, he'll eventually run out of ideas and start a Waifu guild where you can hire this wife with nuffies just so you can hire a guardian to stand watch over her while she's naked and then send assassins after her as well.
The guardian would just stand there and watch as the showering naked wife gets sexily killed by the assassin...with fireworks in the background...