Have you wondered...

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    ... that maybe there is a world unknown to us?

    Such as for example, potholes. Everyone wonders how such potholes can form and be ignored by the local government. But what if... it's the result of aliens fighting against power rangers? But we don't know that there is an evil organization fighting against the good organization who regularly destroyed our roads because they have the power to erase our memories. So all we have left are the mysterious potholes that seem to appear overnight.

    Or how Hugh Hefner could satisfy his stable of playboy bunnies when he was like as old as your grandpa. What if instead of him doing the shabba dabba doo, he makes them have bam bam lick lick with each other?

    Or how your money in the bank seems to slowly disappear for no reason. What if there is an evil organization that's slowly skimming away your bank balance to fill their own coffers or to buy Japanese porn? Ai-chan can certainly imagine @prongsjiisan doing that.

    What do you think? What else do you think is so suspicious it must be some secret society's doing?
     
  2. Vilidious

    Vilidious Well-Known Member

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    Well, I think one cannot address the mystery of pot holes without potty training.

    I think the most suspicious things in society are "common sense", "free", "good", "evil", "justice", and the unfathomable "real life".
     
  3. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    You would love to read 'Mending Wall' by Robert Frost.
     
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  4. XXXXX

    XXXXX Well-Known Member

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    well the bank one is pretty obvious from how you talk about yourself in 3rd perspective, obviously you have a split personality that uses your money to buy japanese porn, and also fund an evil organisation
     
  5. Aegis21

    Aegis21 Hiki wanna be

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    I always strive to be a good cog in the machine of society in order to achieve the standardized ideal life of this period of time
     
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    Well, there are theories that blackholes are entries to other dimensions/parallel world, besides, there are lots of planets and even lots of mysteries on earth yet to be known like the deepest parts of oceans...
    Alas, your potholes wondering might be correct
     
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    otherwise a "unique" cog will be discarded by society
    GIVE US ENLIGHTENMENT AIIIII-SAMAAAAA~~~!!!
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Nah man, occam's razor. Simple is best. You think everything is of different causes and tried to make explanation that would fit, but too much imagination. The answer is simple, its because we are in the matrix. Potholes= agent smith doing his job hunting 'the one'. Hugh heffner= a p2w player with access to higher end items. Missing money in bank= glitch in the matrix.
    See all can be explain. No need for so called 'secret society'. The world is simple and would repair itself from glitches.
     
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  10. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    Underwear gnomes are real, not just a thing off South Park.
    They creep into your laundry room and steal one of your socks.
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Ah like those goblins that purposely tangled our earphones wire in our pocket. But we know those goblins works for apple to forced the no headphone jack movement. Making people spend hundreds for their dongle.
     
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    Hmm, that might explain how i could place about 1k bucks into my bank acount every year and the amount never went over 20k for a 3-4 year period 10 years ago.

    it might also explain where all the socks i lose after washing goes, it's the evil orginization stealing my socks so they don't have to buy socks themselfe.
     
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  14. lucjanssens

    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    i know
    i lose like 50 socks a year to them
    and they also come back to steal the other ones so i have to buy new socks every month
     
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    lucjanssens a very ¨rabbit¨ bunny

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    and in my country you lose money on the bank because the tax
    they are 1,161% of your saving because they say you will earn more became of the rent you receive of the bank
    but the rents on banks are now lower then 1%
    so having saving produces a loss
    and now saving money causes you to lose money:(
     
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  16. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Reminds Ai-chan of this video


    Oh, they're there too? Ai-chan always had a problem with them too. Like Ai-chan always put Ai-chan's socks and hoses in the same place, but often only one side was there, where could the other side went off to? And Ai-chan also sometimes lose panties and remote controls when Ai-chan wanted to use them but when Ai-chan didn't want to use them, they suddenly appeared at obvious places.
     
  17. Ushiyama Tatsuma

    Ushiyama Tatsuma Devilish Judoka • Big Breeder ☆

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    Someone name Ai-chan sama, she's much too Otherworldly, must be the work of aliens! :p
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    I’ll tell you this much Ai Chan. Your never boring. Gosh. I was not expecting those questions when I click your post. All I can say is that Murphy has a weird sense of humor.
     
  19. Ushiyama Tatsuma

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    Haha, some have passing thoughts similar to these but would only make it work in their heads, most usually wouldn't be capable of making it seem as if it were factual and actually existing as a thing to others!

    Ai-chan has been gifted with this ability to put weird thoughts, into words which you're able to immerse yourself in, most of the time i only realize this is Ai-chan when I'm already past the halfway mark, I must say it's truly Formidable!
     
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    Can you send me what you’re smoking?:ROFLMAO:
     
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