I'm sorry. I'm dumb. I can't help it So... my friends decided to make a new year party, and we needed to prepare a gift to exchange. However, like any normal ordinary human beings, we set a weird rule that, what we gifted must start with letter G ( Gummy, Gold blobneutral, Germ blobdizzy ). This also included Brand Name, so we had some more options. Now, I wanted something that is weird and good/bad for everyone equally. ( Meaning I don't want things that only male/female/whateveryouare could use. ) Lastly, knowing that this is NUF, the abyss of Yaoi, I would say no to Gay Porn and the like. I knew some of you would tell me this, but it's too embarrassing for me to go buy it alone.
Garbage? (Special Surprise) Game? (Uno, Deal etc) Gum (cheapest) Gun (illegal) Goggles? (Effin' weird)
Are we only in english here? First i do not know this tradition. There are iteams that you can give "names" with G example like the Gigolo substitute aka as dildo. So you just need to think outside the box. I suggest one of the gags that one fresh-juice company here used an Glass bottle with a funny to do list for the next year, just get a large glass-cup and get a list engrave on it put some sweets into it and be done.
Look for a USB that is only 1 gigabytes. A glass - a mug or something. Glitter bomb? Or is that too mean? Golf related stuff if you guys into golf. Have your grandparents make cookies and say it was granma's cookies. Pencil for graphite, it is graphite right? Oh I know buy edible grasshoppers online and have everyone eat.
Gauntlet, gasmask, gr*nade, garotte, glass, garment, g-string, gong, grinder, grappler, glove, grill, goblet, goblin.
gucci gatorade giorgio armani glass for drink gundam (the one that u need to stick with glue in here we call it gunpla)
You could also buy books that's name starts with G, or anime character figures if the character's name starts with G.
Glue Gun Glutinous Rice Gelatin Mix Graham Bars Giftbox in a Giftbox in a Giftbox Glass items/figurines/bowls/cups etc
After a little while of deep thought, I had taken a liking in Glow Sticks, Garotte ( Where to buy? ) and Gas Mask ( Too expensive ). I think the direction towards somewhat BDSM is my theme, so thanks everyone for your insightful advice. Feel free to add more goodies!