Discussion Hilarious one liners about sisters

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  1. tmark0099

    tmark0099 Well-Known Member

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    I was reading Strongest Abandoned Son and came across this quote :
    "The sisters nowadays were the sisters being fuck*d"
    So what are some of other funny ones you have read?
    Edit: Context:- The MC introduces his sister who has different surname to a guy so the guy thinks MC doesn't want to reveal the girl as his girlfriend so introduced as sister instead.
     
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  2. SomeDude

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    What the fuck does that even mean
     
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    My personal favorite:

    Person A: " little sisters are demons in disguises of angels"

    Person B: " I don't know what disguise you are talking about, my sister is a literal demon."
     
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    Lmao XD
     
  5. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I'm pretty sure this is just general speak from a Chinese novel, saying girls nowadays are promiscuous.
     
  6. Neiden

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    All sisters are bad.

    That's why my mother wanted to have two sons and not a single daughter.
    Because she knew from experience that little girls were evil (she has a little sister. And yeah, she includes herself among the evil little girls).
    Seriously, that's what she told us when we asked if she would have liked to have daughters insead of sons.
     
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    The MC introduces his sister who has different surname to a guy so the guy thinks MC doesn't want to reveal the girl as his girlfriend so introduced as sister instead.
     
  8. Duran

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    I don't remember where I read it, but it was something like this:
    "The ones who like little sisters are those without little sisters."
     
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  9. Fossil

    Fossil 「Treetarou」「Reverse Trap」「Ninja」「Riajuu」

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    Then you get one but she’s 15 years younger than you.

    So it really depends more on how close you two are in age.
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Or in prison. :blobwhistle:
     
  11. insania

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    My favourite quote about little sisters is: "If I had access to future technology I would’ve programmed the Eroge’s little sister package into your brain too…". The quote came from the light novel, Chuuko Demo Koi Ga Shitai!, where the protagonist thought the above quote in his mind after his little sister insulted him just for seeing his face. Honestly speaking, the protagonist's little sister in that series was a huge pain in the ass since she is almost always insulting the protagonist for no good reason at all just because she felt like doing so.
     
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    Tilgarial [Chaos Tiger] [Paradox] [Life]

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    long ago, there was this "reality" TV show where people switch spouses for a couple days to compare their lives or something.
    When my group heard of that, one of them turned to me and the following conversation happened.
    Dude: "Wanna switch sisters for a week?"
    me: "if you dont remember, I'm literally the only one where who doesnt have a sister..."
    Dude: "thats exactly why I'm asking you!"
     
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    or a redneck with a big happy family
     
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    When someone asks you to switch sisters with them when you do not have a sister, chances is that their sister is an unpleasant person who they do not want to be with. In such a situation, if you agreed to their proposal, things will not turn out well for you during the duration where their sister lives with you.
     
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    Anikiman Sloth From The Land Of Silver

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    Here's my all time favorite:
     
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  16. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Chaos Tiger] [Paradox] [Life]

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    Ah, I actually knew her as well. And in her defense, only her brother had problems with her, otherwise she wasnt all that evil.

    Edit: and no, as it was merely a joke, i did not accept, haha
     
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    While her character was not an ass to other characters and even respected the main heroine of that light novel, there was really no reason for her to constantly insult her older brother on almost every occasion she has a conversation with him. In fact, it makes me wander why is she constantly being so rude and condescending towards him in the first place. After all, I did remember the protagonist saying that she was not like that in the past and only started her rude behaviour towards him in the recent years. Furthermore, it is also simply abnormal for any little sister to be this rude to her elder brother as well assuming that they have a normal relationship.
     
  18. Tilgarial

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    ahh.... i kinda messed up and quoted the wrong message there. sorry, its corrected.
     
  19. elengee

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    If you have kids with your little sister, is she still jailbait or a milf? :blobsleepless:
     
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    sisters are evil until they are gone.

    Actually, even after they are gone they torment you.
     
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