How Otakus can get dates

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  1. Wujigege

    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    It seems so difficult to go to the gym, get a job etc.
    Fellow otakus and NEETs, you have to change your hairstyle and you will get lots of dates.
    It is backed by hundreds of years of history

     
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    Makes sense. Maybe read some books on practical psychology might help as well
     
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    Raidou99 [The Forgotten]

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    Kek... Ask a girl out... With that hairstyle....? U guys should just remain single.... I wouldn't.. Nope
     
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    I buy them... dates. Pretty cheap, come in a bunch harem, and r always easily available. :blobcheeky:

    And they leave u with a sweet feeling everytime.
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    Or you can just accept what the Lord Buddha has said and forget your desires.
    Amitabha!
     
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    Omitofu
     
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    0000000 I B SMILING!

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    The fact that I was browsing HK porn sites after 9gag specifically told me that they are shutting down on their side means that I am still sticking down to my primal desires.

    Yeah need to lose some weight, boss man gonna fire me for being the only fatass in the engineering site soon. Changing my lifestyle for cash, who knew?
     
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    OMG it’s a real life harem!!! POGGERS
     
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    Why not just go the the super market and buy dates?

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    What if people go back to arranged marriages? Pretty sure a family can hook people up on some dates
     
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    Wujigege *Christian*SIMP*Comedian

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    Hahaha
    "In the days leading up to the landmark protests on June 9, popular pornographic video sharing site ThisAV shut up shop displaying a message on their homepage that encouraged users to attend the “life or death” protests instead of “jerking off at home.”"

    https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-feed/hong-kong-porn-sites-shut-down-in-support-of-protesters
     
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    In a way this is true. When you go out to meet a girl and try to pick them up with a weird hairdos that means you do have self confidence somewhat.
     
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