How to deal with asshole drivers

Tl;Dr at the bottom
(happened just a little bit ago)


so be me, be on the last part of a hour and a half bicycle ride

be already tired from the 9 hour night shift right before the bicycle ride
(if I didn't go as soon as I got back, we all know I would've never went, the bed is a powerful magnet after all)

get up about 2/3 of the way up the last big hill about a block away from my house

watch as an asshole in a red jeep wrangler with no top/doors flies over the top of the hill in the middle of the road

immediately jump off to the side to avoid becoming a stain on the ground

few scrapes but other then that everything is fine

immediately jump on bicycle and turn around and give chase

catch up to asshole at a stop sign near the bottom of the hill

slow down to a stop and immediately put your foot through his back left tail light

watch has asshole gets out of the car and yells as he bucks up
(asshole looked like no older then 16, standard 3rd string football team who things he's hot shit type)

pull out knife at my side and watch as asshole's face takes a complete 180

watch asshole jumps back in the jeep and peels off

enjoy your sweet sweet revenge before nearly crying from having to start at the bottom of the hill again

true story



Tl;Dr

jeep vs bicycle:
$5 for ointment and band aides

foot vs jeep tail light:
$50 for a replacement

watching a high schooler run away like a bat out of hell:
Priceless



best part was I never was gonna attack him with the knife, that's assault with a deadly weapon, no thanks. was just gonna pop his tire and high tail it out of there.

now question time:

how do you deal with those asshole type drivers

 

1:
70% of real drivers would: Become an asshole driver themselves. They will have a 70% chance of being an asshole to other asshole drivers. Basically, it's a race that hates their own kind.
2:
Walk. Nothing is scarier to a driver than a walker.

 

Sell him and then use that money to buy some loli light novel

 

Easy lecture them of the Dao of driving and Dao of goodness

let the Ultimate Vexation AKA Lord Third do the job

 

So tie them to a chair and make them listen to recordings of kids lectures about "playing safe".

 

seems like a story right outta compton*cough* i mean 4chan

 

You are an idiot:
Here's a quote that basically sums up the possible legal charges of said actions:

 

true, I typically trap those type of people behind me when on the interstate of they tail gate me too close for too long... nothing more irritating then going 60 in a 70 to them haha

 

You've been avenged...

 

well if I did end up using it, it'd be on the tire... I could easily cover that last block and get to my house before any cops could show up

 

Doesn't matter. Still counts as a felony menacing with a weapon charge.

 

if they caught me... cops here wouldnt bother looking... they are complete assholes to teenagers here so I doubt any real search would be happen after a 5-10 minute quick look around the neighborhood

 

Maybe where you live. I guess it depends upon location/attitude of nearby cops

 

Shove banana up his arse
Fondle his nipples while kicking his balls.
That's what I'd do

 

i will use my handgun and aim at him and BOOM !!! THE END ................

 

good job men good lol.

 

Nah, he'd probably only get a misdemeanor negligence charge.

 

a gun shall solve everything! XD

 

I concur!