How to make yuri more exciting?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Some of you know that Ai-chan is married with Ai-chan's long time yuri girlfriend. Some of you also know that Ai-chan has a dude. Some of you also know that Ai-chan has another yuri lover who used to be Ai-chan's student.

    But that all matters none because we're stuck at home due to the lockdown. Whoever said this will cause a baby boom are most certainly not yet married. The joy of unlimited sex only lasted for 2-3 days. Then it started to get sour and now we're all just doing our own things. Unfortunately, Iris can't be here due to the lockdown, so Waiwai is not getting frisky from the feeling of the threat of competition from Iris.

    Watching porn has also gotten stale. Now we're just talking smack about the pornstars and the production quality. Now we laugh more from watching porn than getting hot from it.

    Ai-chan wants to be like these girls, but we're just not feeling it right now.

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    How can we make this lockdown period more exciting without going out? Taking suggestions! No stripping necessary.
     
  2. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    Bondage role play. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  3. Elkon

    Elkon Well-Known Member

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    Experiment
     
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    Nightow1 Well-Known Member

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    How to make Yuri more exciting? Tesla coils.
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  5. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    We ran out of stuff to experiment with. It's been a week, and we've tried pretty much everything standard.
     
  6. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Chaos Tiger] [Paradox] [ded][Houseplant]

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    Boardgames and time?
     
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  7. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Think what will make you two feel most embarrassed, note it down.

    then who ever does the most on list is the winner.


    Ex- maybe flashing from a window to a passerby, that sure is to shock those poor souls. This might trigger possessive lust from your partner.





    Or do what any random guy does... Viagra. And yes there is one for females, not sure if it's widespread though.
     
  8. Airlol

    Airlol Well-Known Member

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    Steal the girl from the guy. Lol
     
  9. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Stay naked during the entire lockdown period and become a NEET, playing games all day every day! Sooner or later Waiwai will pull you away from the games to have sex! \(^^)/
     
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  10. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Already did that. Both Ai-chan and Waiwai are nudists.

    Ai-chan hasn't done that yet. Going to try that, thanks!
     
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  11. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Corona chan roleplay? Hm....

    How to make my wizard life more interesting?
     
  12. shadowreader

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    Take turns tying each other up in different positions and doing whatever you want to them like tickling them to get them to confess something perverted thing they did or want to do or just leaving them naked and bound for a few hrs
     
  13. An Anime Addict

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    Add a dude in between:hmm:
     
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    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Play some erotic dnd?
     
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    Cutter Masterson Well-Known Super-Soldier

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    Porn has some of the most terrible actresses and plot out there. Personally, I would start reading erotic stories. It will not only keep you busy, but also give you ideas. Especially, role playing your favorite ones. There are many yuri ideas out there. From strangers to sisters. Find one that sounds interesting and naughty. Maybe something forbidden. Maybe act like strangers and try to sweep Waiwai off her feet again. Or maybe act like your sneaking into your sisters bed because your scared of the big bad virus. Their are a thousand and one tales out there. Try being other people. Maybe dress up as a doctor to check and see if Waiwai has the flu and do a full physical. There are many ideas on the internet. There are bound to be a few you haven’t tried.
    Good luck.
     
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  16. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    How about trying Nyotaimori on each other. Google it.
     
  17. Chaku

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    You need to follow the wisdom of the Neet, the basement dwellers who have lived long in the dark dank places within our homes.
     
  18. Vanidor

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    Write yuri short stories together, bounce ideas off each other.

    Maybe try something different than porn, or even written stories, like audio stories on Literotica.

    Seduce some women off here into phone sex.

    Look up skills you both want to learn and research it, like actual professional massages, orgami, etc. Sex/relationship related or relaxation ones since most types of stress kills sex drive

    Edit: moved this here, really not related to yuri, just relaxation/creation
    Make a videos like one guy I'm subscribed to in Malaysia: https://www.youtube.com/user/LEGOOMANDARIN
     
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  19. reagents 11

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    Exposure play ? Bondage play ? NTR roleplaying ? Blackmail roleplaying ? R*pe roleplaying ?

    Why you had to make it a sexy session anyway ? I mean playing games together is much better if all you want to do is passing the time. I mean if it's me i rather fix my home now that i had the chance and time and an extra helping hands is a welcome.
     
  20. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Good luck Ai Chan!!! \(^^)/