Discussion I discovered a lewd banana

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Clay., Aug 13, 2019.

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How to handle the Banana?

  1. Peel it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  2. Put the Banana in jail

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  3. HANG THE BANANA

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  4. Let it eat itself!!!!

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  5. Make a Banana Smoothie

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  6. Make Banana mash and feed @leegood

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  7. Exterminate the Banana!!!

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  1. Clay.

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    Guys maybe u know this "guy" called @jbturkle aka. the banana. This Thread is all about him... since the moment I discovered his lewd side I always wanted to end his lewd machinations but I never had enough proof . I already accused him multiple times that he is pretty lewd and a perverted banana but he denied it all the time, but today is different...
    I FOUND PROOF!!!
    :blobphone::blobphone:

    @Rivenn is the person that actually got a picture of @jbturkel's true side and helped me greatly to show the world how the banana really is!:blobfearful:

    Here guys take a look...

    @jbturkle Avatar:
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    @Rivenn Avatar:
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    This picture shows how the banana got caught red-handed so there is no way to escape this tragedy of his:blobpoliceangry:

    I also always wondered what those 2 black lines on @jbturkle's avatar were but today I know! Those 2 black lines were actually the eyebrows of the banana!!!!!!
    So i think thats enough proof :blobokhand:

    So guys what do u think? How should we handle this matter?:blob_thor::blob_thor:
     
  2. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    Where's the option of killing da banana?
     
  3. leegood

    leegood Well-Known Member

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    (o.o)?
     
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  4. Clay.

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    yes baby u heard right, we are going to end the machinations of this lewd banana!!!
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    U r woefully uninformed on bananas. :sushi_sigh:

    Those black lines r censor bars... cuz bananas be lewd! :blobpats:
     
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  6. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    Eh, lewd banana can just come hang out with me. We'll just start a lewd group or something.
     
  7. Clay.

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    U can hang it or do u have any other ideas how to handle it??? I appreciate all ideas
     
  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I haz no idea.
     
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    KizunaAi Well-Known Member

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    Uwaawawawa~~ (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ *hides in blanket*
     
  10. Fluffy Jellyfish

    Fluffy Jellyfish 『Number 1 Lolicon under Heaven』

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    I thought this is another doujin thread :sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely:
     
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  11. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    1. Hack it to death
    2. Freeze it to death
    3. Bake it to death
    4. Smash it into PANCAKES
    5. Oh and he has a weakness against puns
     
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    Bloodysin28 Well-Known Member

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    Put the banana in a blender and dice it into a smoothie.
     
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    One thinks you are to obsessed with your accusations could it be you are projecting your own inclinations
     
  14. Clay.

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    Another banana appears :blobfearful: Its even a duck banana:blobfearful::blobfearful:

    No need to be scared we will handle this banana:blobhero::blobhero:
     
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  15. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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  16. Clay.

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    Ok I guess its Death xD

    Good idea thats the way of thinking I like!

    Nope I don't have lewd inclinations like that :blobfearful::blobpeek:
     
  17. Novetsu

    Novetsu 「The God Cookie」「King of Traps」「Victim of Slavery」

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    As long as he isn't a lolicon, he's cool in my book. Which reminds me, Clay isn't cool, filthy heathen. :blobcat_knife::blobcat_knife::blobcat_knife:
     
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  18. Clay.

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    fIgHt mE u eGiRl
     
  19. Kiskaiya

    Kiskaiya 【Ane-san】【Leader of the Koucha-gumi】

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    You're the Loli King.....that can't be cool. And you are lewd, you liar
     
  20. Clay.

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    I'm no loli King!!!!! And im not leeeeeewd!!!!

    u Tsundere!!!!!