Non-Fic I just want to chat.

Oh right I need another one. Give me a sec.

How about... “God Slaying Devil: The Second Coming”?

 

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All the time in the world... and, @efo, I do hope you do not mind us...

 

We’re just chatting. Exactly as the title of the thread says.

 

Yep. And we'll probably make up 50 percent of the replies by the next hour at when you die... and sacrifice yourself to your bed.

 

Sacrifice is healthy.

 

I prefer to sacrifice myself at 1-3 am in the morning...

 

That is not healthy. Where did you get that coffee near your username? Don’t drink it.

 

I buy it each day. Helps me run away from my tax collectors... that's why I'm only paying 1 nuffie tax each transaction.

 

Are you a caffeine addict?

 

No. I just drink 70 cups per hour.

 

That’s sounds like an addiction to me. How do you even fit that much in your stomach?

 

Sometimes, I wonder how I fit it in my stomach as well... maybe a portal?

 

You can make portals?

 

My stomach can. Sexy ones.

 

How do you know they are sexy? Did you cut yourself open? What makes a portal sexy?

 

A portal is sexy when it's literally called "Portal: Sexy".

 

You didn’t answer my other question.

 

Oh, I sent a camera into my stomach.

 

Is having a portal in your stomach safe?

 

Yeah, as long as nobody kills me, everything's gonna be alright.