Request I Need Hero that’s scummy with black intensities~

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  1. IrregularPerson

    IrregularPerson Well-Known Member

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    ^black intestines refer to the metaphor of calling someone black belly. Characterized to be inconsiderate and shameless among other things.
    Anyways, since I’m waiting for recommendations let me give you a song parody to describe what I’m looking for:
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    Where have all the good men gone~
    And where are all the gods~
    Where's the smart a** Adonis
    To fight the rising odds
    Isn't there a puppy knight
    Upon a noble steed
    Late at night I toss and I turn
    And I dream of novels I need
    I need a hero!
    I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of midnight
    He's gotta be scum, and he's gotta be bad
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero!
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta quick transmigrate with his life
    Larger than life~

    Somewhere after midnight
    In my wildest fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond my search
    There's someone retching at me
    Racing on the chapter
    And finding a 3P
    It's gonna take a scum man to sweep me off my feet

    I need a hero!
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
    He's gotta be scum, and he's gotta be bad
    And he's gotta draw the line
    I need a hero!
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
    He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life
    I need a hero!
    I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night

    Up where the translators are above
    Out where the ML splits MC’s cheeks
    I could swear there is someone somewhere judging me
    Through the wait for the next button
    And the genre and tags
    I am waiting like a bored fan waiting for blood
    I need a hero!
    (Etc.)
    ^I had fun, but also... what I’m looking for is basically a power bottom. Or to elaborate, a morally questionable but charismatic protagonist with a healthy relationship with a lover. They don’t have to be trashy people outright, and there doesn’t have to be romance to have a good time.
    Dirty ugly feelings is good as long as they are considerate and are conscious of there actions.

    “The Villainess Lives Again” (list-style comic) “Cheating Men Must Die” (list-style comic)
    *Need to Propose to Seven Men What to Do!” (novel) *Today the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again” (novel) “When an Alien is Bound to a World-Saving System” (novel) “Don’t Pick Up Boyfriends From The Trash Bin” (novel) “I’m Not Shouldering This Blame” (novel)
    “FFF-class Trash Hero” (list-style comic)
    ^Either FMC or MMC.
     
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    Hmm... I realized I posted in the wrong forum of NU. Is there a way to change channels?
    Should have posted in “I’m Looking For...”
     
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