I'm looking for a general will to live or a way to hypnotize teachers into thinking I've totally done those 3 assessments due in 8 hours that I haven't even started on. Update: I did half of everything
School or college? Cause if its school you'll prolly get away with a light smack on the knuckles. College tho, well you're fucked then :/
hooo. . . . just do it. . . . when you see a tree amile away you will think that it was too far. . . but as you walk near it amile is just a short walk. . .
As said before, if it's college well it's bad for you, if it's hig-school or lower school, do =almost like Shia Labeouf: "DON'T DO IT)
... I'm pretty sure this shouldn't be in the "I'm looking for" section of the "Novel" category of the forum... ... If you want an easy will to live and that your family isn't enough, then get a dog. When you will see the happiness that that cute little ball of fur will have each time it sees you, you will feel like living is worth it. And it's possible to do more than three assignments in less than a day. I did it before (can't remember how, I was pretty much drugged with adrenaline)
Just be honest and tell them that you were transported to another world where you join the mole people fight for independence. Or tell them you didn't do any cause you're a potato. Both are valid excuse.
All I can say is, you're screwed... But if you really want to try... Then just do it, putting in the bare minimum of work... Or just give up... That works too...