Discussion Is Jesus a zombie o_O

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We live in the 21 century if you cant deal with such question, quit using the Internet, the question is legit even if it is a joke, we have many zombie films and a person funking raise after the death (impossible,if he was truly death and if you take science serious ) so in account of this and a religion which practice to eat and drink flesh and blood from a person (yeah it's a cookie and wine, but they say the transform it to the blood and flesh) so the idea that Jesus is a zombie is as legit as the religion itself )

Well he raise from the death after 3 days, would this make him a Zombie ?

Okay @ghostcat have a point I'm convinced, Jesus was not a zombie he was even more divine, this is surely the wrong term in the context but Jesus is holy, so the conclusion is he a HOLY LICH

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PS: don't take this too seriously it's just a fun question (I know that many don't understand such "jokes" and take this seriously, so I make this make this message )

@Parth37955 could you move it to general chat I post it in the wrong section
Was moved thanks @Parth37955

 

No. He isn't. Why because he's right here, in hell.
@Jesus

 

Probably, if it really happened.
You know that we need to find the meaning within the words right?
That's because everything in the Bibel is just Bullshit if taken seriously.

 

Common christ, said they believe in him but make fun of him, make joke about him, make so many image of him but it not the real deal, some of them even doesnt know jesus born in desert, poor jesus

 

No he is not. As a ghoul I know not of any zombies called Jesus.

 

Jesus ain't a zombie it's was just the lag...

 

Biggest truth right there. "follow my rules or burn in hell"

 

ye thats the truth

 

Bro. Even if u said it's for fun or joke, it's still too disrespectful for others and clearly insults the christianism. I'm a muslim, but i can't tolerate to see other religion become a joke. I don't care if you're an atheist, atleast have some respect. And to NUF moderators, us there any Forum rules that restricts this types of threads?

 

So true.

 

He was a robot. Needed 3 days for charging.

 

Well.... technically...

 

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Butthurt lol.

 

supprised this has not been locked yet

 

Parth has seen it. So I think it's fine.

 

With Satan

 

With all due respect, you all who compare insult Jesus are a bunch of stupid ass morons, first thing comparing Jesus a prophet to a zombie, are you stupid or stupid, where did that came from, second thing if you dont know the least thing about religion you are not allowed to talk about it, just to talk shit.

Im a muslim, we respect all prophets, we do not portray them, does this mean that we have the right to make fun of others religion.

Seriously the admin should close this stupid thread, makes no sense, if you at least wanted to know truthfully about Jesus, i will be happy to help, but it seems that it really not the case.

 

He just random guy who got killed and go to hell playing with Satan