Let's talk about ducks and dicks

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ai chan, May 20, 2018.

  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So Ai-chan was trying to cross the road this morning when this motorcyclist suddenly whooshed past in front of Ai-chan just as Ai-chan was about to take a step forward. This guy went 100km/h across a pedestrian crossing in a residential area, where the speed limit is 35km/h. Had Ai-chan crossed the road sooner, right after the last car passed by, Ai-chan would have been hit by this motorcyclist. He came out from around the corner and sped up like he was rushing to hit the toilet. He even pressed the horn after he passed Ai-chan, as if it was Ai-chan's fault that he was speeding and about to hit someone.



    Even ducks can obey human laws. Why can't humans obey human laws?
     
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  2. Havisu

    Havisu Night Lurker

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    Because sometimes human can be more stupid than ducks
     
  3. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    ai chan~
    there was a commercial on my country
    back then da ducks say
    antre antre~ antre antre~
    it used to mock my country citizen which too lazy to wait for it turn~ what it called again?
    queued I think~
    heh~.png
     
  4. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Just consider yourself lucky....I wasn't like you...
     
  5. Echoes

    Echoes 【Wandering Monk】

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    ....you got hit by a duck?
     
  6. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    I can see a guy like that speeding along when suddenly a duck appears in front of him. And to avoid the duck he swerves out the way and crashes into something, injuring himself badly.

    And the moral of the story is don’t play chicken with ducks!
     
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  7. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    happen a lot of time to me......sod who drive when is red, 2 time i have crushed the car mirror(intentionly) when they passed and called the police after that.....
     
  8. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    I'm too scared on walking down a highway without people accompany me. The last time i walked alone, i got hit by a car and sent to the hospital for 3 days before letting me out, traumatized.
     
  9. AfterMidnightMoon

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    Those ducks used to be humans. Those poor fellows have reincarnated into ducks.
     
  10. serenita

    serenita Well-Known Member

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    Because some human arestupider than animals. Selfish, proud, etc. Some people thinks as long as they safe, I doesn't matter what happens to anyone. It remember riding uber where the driver said, now we don't need to follow the rules, all we need is our own safety.
     
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  11. honglath

    honglath I miss my PC

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    Because we're not mindbroken, yet.
    When you tell someone to do something, most times, they'll do the opposite. "Don't tell me what to do!"
    Pride, desire to prove oneself, to stand above the masses, to be unique, to rise against the system, to show one is not a slave... You know, the usual stuff.
     
  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    I was expecting a lewd thread and came upon a completely reasonable thread instead... *pouts*
    :blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful::blobfearful:

    I'm glad nothing serious happened!!! >.<
     
  13. Ignus

    Ignus Philosopher of Flames

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    Cute vid.
    And those bicyclists complain about cars...
     
  14. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    Just getting hit by a motorbike while crossing the road. It wasn't a big deal since I didn't bleed and only was dirty, but dang, that was unexpected. And I got hit Twice. Both times, those guy passed by too fast so I didn't even get a look at the bikes. Well, since then, there is no "Third time the charm" since I'm more careful now.
    Not a graze by if you are wondering, direct hits on my sides both times while I was crossing the road.
     
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  15. Guradu Gilgida

    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    There is only one law, law of the jungle!
     
  16. Xane

    Xane Well-Known Member

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    Them ducks look fake as hell.
     
  17. StuffedDuck

    StuffedDuck Stuffed with Fluff

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    just came for the ducks ...
     
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  18. Siebzehn

    Siebzehn 95% Lurker

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    Ducks don't obey human laws all the time. Haven't you noticed how often they fly without a licence and without safety equipment?
    Don't even mention starting and landing allowances!
    Even kids know they have to be vigilance around ducks or they steal them things... mostly food.
    I wouldn't be surprised if ducks attack humans more often than humans.

    Btw, that video is fake, just look how they moonwalk
     
  19. Jasad

    Jasad ...not oldschool, just old...

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    i guess because they think that..."laws are meant to be broken."...:hmm:
    well, glad that you alright Ai chan..:blobhug:
     
  20. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    You lost me in the ducks part. I read the OP again to make sure I didn't miss anything and watched the video at least five times.
    I wondered why the motorcyclist wasn't there then I realized after staring at this band of ducks... there was no motorcyclist, only a comparison about ducks > motorcyclist behavior on the road.:facepalm: I felt like an idiot, quack!:blobwoah: