Jokes aside, my latest mistake was using boullion cubes, salt and soya sauce at the same time for my rice. It was more salty than LoL and CS:GO combined.
Did i always wrote it wrongly ? For "Tx much" is it 1 or 2 "o" ? I always used 2. (Don't worry my english is not my main language)
Basically, my current life. It’s been 3 years since my college graduation and now I’m still unemployed, unmotivated, and addicted to NU. My peers are professionals while I’m being left out in the dust ... It’s all my fault though. Lemme cry in the corner. So, is there any hope left for me?
Beat This I was once offered a job very close to where I lived by the owner of the business simply because I showed up at the right place at the right time, and had big enough biceps. At the time I had spent the last three days hanging out with a friend, I was tired and just wanted to go home so I could take a proper shower. So instead of immediately taking him up on the offer I said some bullshit about needing to figure out how it would work with my current scheduled. I called back a few hours later but they had already given the job to someone else.
I had this video interview at the uni. in the middle of my interview, some random student walked in and sat behind me. I stuttered, froze up and almost forgot how to speak English. They asked me some techinical questions but nothing registered and I don't even remember how I managed to bs some answer. As expected, I didn't get the job XD
In my previous life, I was an ant. I lived in a happy ant family in a happy ant colony. One day, I was searching for food as many ants do. There was this enticing food that I could use to feed many ant babies. I took the borax back to my and home and everyone died from the poison.
Let's see, many I suppose. Have hit teachers in a fight. For some reason, I had a falling out with a girl. I was avoiding her and a few days later she was at my house, in my room, with her mother. (I never told her where I lived). In the heat of the moment, I decided to punch a guy who was among a group of his friends daring me to hit him. I was in a foreign town with hardly anybody I could call if I ever needed some backup. I had an accident on road, a guy just crashed into my bike and then came to scold me just because he thought he was older than me and had the right to make wrong into right. I hit him black and blue on the road, blocking the traffic while we are it until police and few bystanders separated me. On that very day, my father tells me to bring a few drinks for his guest, and kaboom! It's the same damn guy. I had a bet to walk into an all girls hostel and bring the number of any girl. I was really weak to bets and couldn't resist. I entered and the guys and behind me closed the door. I was with w special friend in another town on the night of one Sunday. I had told my family that I couldn't come to my hometown even when I was supposed to because I had an important exam coming up. I had borrowed a bike from a friend, and we were returning from a park when police ninja attacked me, snatching the keys from my bike. The bike had no plate, I had no licence or papers. Even worse, at the time I had no official ID because I wasn't 18. And the police said that they only listen to whatever I had to say in the police station. I was at a zoo with my siblings. And being the eldest, you can't help showing off a little. We were near a lion's cage. It wasn't like a habitat, but literally a cage (a temporary residence I suppose). I saw a man walking into the cage and returning back soon enough, turns out, there's a cage, in a cage? I talked with him and after some time he agreed to let me in. I walked in, I could see the lion eating his meal. And suddenly it roared and ran for me. Good thing there was still a solid cage separating us. But it was an over kind of situation. I was among my seniors and we were all insulting each other. When one of the seniors challenged me to a duel, I warned him, that I only knew of insults that would shame not only him but his family and his ancestors. He told me that he knew much worse. Soon enough, this really tall body building senior had me lifted in the air, grabbing me by the collars. And he said 'I dare you to insult me one more time'. And I am really bad with dares and bets. Sure enough, I knew, it was over.