Well I was going through YouTube at 5 am.... And I saw a video of @LaDyViL showing off her Kung Fu It's a video of cockroaches defending against the sting of the emerald jewel wasp that paralyzes cockroaches and makes them zombies to lead them back to their burrow.... To lay eggs in them and bury them alive to be eaten.
Ah, all of things I hate and fear in one video. A flying martial artist zombie bug. Where is the pillar of fire from the old testament when you need it. It's time to turn some vermin to salt. The purest and finest of salt. PERISH TO PARTICLES AS YOUR FILTHY EXISTENCES SHALL BE CLEANSED BY HOLY FIRE. I learned something new... roaches know martial arts. Well, shit.
Sees video of roach using kungfu. Sees roach out the corner of my eye Proceeds to kneel and beg for apprenticeship.
Anything that kill all those evil brown buggers is good in my book. They have absolutely no use other than to spread germs, disease, and fungus all over the place. They don't even eat fungus properly. Kill them all. Flying ones get killed first.
Edited it and it auto corrected to ship from shio, hopefully that's what you were looking for, not a Mario reference... Could you fix it so it makes sense? Idk how to edit poll choices
Guess @runsing isn't as lethal with his bites as he thinks he is. Too many, witnesses voting him to the top
@Blitz i don't bite males. i ether strangle to death or tailslap them. @Archaic pickle no idea what's a finger is, btw
>_> If I put southern tail poke I think id be crossing some lines. I didn't put @Tony because I wanted the poll to be fair... She Is the final boss after all