Discussion Most absurd novel titles

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  1. Halmista

    Halmista Doctor of Books

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    Tell me the most absurd and sometimes unnecessarily long novel titles that you've come across.

    I still find the title "I shaved. Then I brought a high school girl home." weird.
     
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    The worst about it is that someone said he didn't shave a beard (is he gonna shave down there?).
     
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    art17 [Wandering Poet]

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    Any novel with "CEO"...
     
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    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    PedoBear Version 2.0 「 Lvl. 69 Legendary Pantsu Hunter !」

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    Oh no! After I Reincarnated, My Moms Became Son-cons!

    My Yandere Succubus Daughter is Mommy-Warrior’s Natural Enemy

    I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

    How to Skilfully Make a Beautiful Girl into a Meat Toilet

    And etc...
     
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    Ophious Pathfinder kinda fun

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    Aina Seira Princess For Life

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    Long titles like 'I Became the Demon Lord so I Created a Dungeon and Spend Heartwarming Time There with Non-Human Girls' and 'I’m Not a Villainess!! Just Because I Can Control Darkness Doesn’t Mean I’m a Bad Person!' It's like the title is the novel itself and you no longer have to read the synopsis because you already know what will happen based from the title
     
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    When the title is also the summary...
     
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    Aina Seira Princess For Life

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    Hands up, alien! I lost. Haha
     
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  10. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    i present to you my work

    "I was the best PVP player on the most popular VRMMORPG wheni was betrayed by my guildmates and driven out of the game but got a seond chance by travelling to the past, so i decided play solo necromancer and acomplish my revenge. upon acomplishing this i left the house for the first time in months, got hit by a truck and woke up in an isekai world due to an hero summoning and whle mainting my virginity (for the hero power that it gives) i went around with an harem to defeat the demon lord and in the moment i slayed it and was thinking of moving to an unknown village and live slowly with my harem the demon lord self-destructed killing us both, problem is during the explosion our souls mixed and i got its memory and got sent into an crippled young master that was poisoned by his cousin, so i used the demon cultivation techinque to collect the yin blood from my new harem (thank god for all these jade beauties) and reach the pinnacle and created a new world similar to my first one, so............................... what's next? Invisible dragon "


    https://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/ive-got-a-new-idea-for-a-novel.77543/
     
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    I also love how all the titles are at least one whole line long
     
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    Halmista Doctor of Books

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    His leg. Or third leg? *waggle eyebrows*
     
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    Those are the novels with the longest title at the time(around January) so there might be ones with longer names right now but I don't know them
     
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    Taking back the Princess in the Different World, I Raped Little Girls P*ssy With My Big D*ck
     
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    Kagutsuchi 『Omnipresent Reader』

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    Level Up Just by Walking. In 10 Thousand Steps It Will Be Level 10000!
     
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Those porno novels have weird title. Very specific. Probably so that the reader/beater know what they're getting into i guess? Like a white van giving free candies, you know which group its targeting.
     
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    Assasin Farmer...
     
  19. Robbini

    Robbini Logical? Illogical? Random? Or Just Unique?

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    Do you mean absurd as in CN's 'What the hell is this actually going to be about?' titles or JP's '1-3 sentences long titles detailing exactly what it'll be about' ?
     
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    basically almost every japanese novel