Most Followers~ (Clearly it's a bait)

Today, I stumbled upon a magical forest. The forest was so quiet, at the distance I saw a huge steele. I read the title that said, "Here lies people with the most followers". I moved my eyes downward and was appalled by what I saw.

I ran away from the magical forest until I reached a cliff. I jumped straight into the cliff and never to be seen again.

(See the Most Followers section at the Notable People tab in NUF for more info)

 

oi @Westeller is that title your work?

 

Well there's no way to pass @Satan since he has the thropy and all. So why not join his lizardman army.

 

You though that it was him, but it was me, Kelkel1133!!!

 

Ehhh. I thought the name was posted. But now i have to go see it for myself. Ain't nobody got time fo dat. God damn it. I took this bait for nothin.

 

heee~ so see da warning yet?

 

Look at my avatar in the eyes!!!!

Unfortunately, I am still at Foundation Establishment at the Dao of baits

Where's the contract form?

 

What's the point? Most important is who has the most nuffies to pester them and extort them.

 

Just sharing that SATAN is AMONG US!!!! and he has the most FOLLOWERS!!!!

 

But satan is a poor !@#$. This world revolves around nuffies, you can't do anything without nuffies!

 

Look at my avatar in the eye, and tell me that that smugface is not cute!!

 

`-` hurhur course, if you follow satan you'll get a trophy point

 

wait, what?
................
gotta go~

 

How easily you sold yourself to satan : /

All I see is a lack of Apathy.

 

You didn't know....? >_>

 

I'm just a phantom member (lurker or stalker) here in NUF

The devil's greatest trick is by letting others think that he isn't there~
I signed the contract~

 

<.< you joined earlier than me >.>

 

Personally I will never join Satan. No matter what I was offered... why? Cause I'm a devout Catholic.

By that I obviously mean:
Cat = fuzzy creature that goes meow
holic = obsession

Cats are the superior race and the only ones worthy of our devotion.

 

Antisocial? or just busy reading some novels~

Bu-but Baste (Goddess of Cats) is an evil God.
(A pun inside a pun is very contradictory to another pun.)

 

Nonsense, Cuteness is justice!

Plus Bastet was a protector goddess.

I mean look:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

Isn't that adorable?!?