Most interesting time you've procrastinated?

Yes...
A truly, profoundly evil concept.

Procrastination.

It's the force that drives me to write this post and not translate the 11 chapters that I owe.

Anyways, what's the most interesting time you procrastinated?

 

I as born three weeks later than planed.. Why? Do I even have to say?

 

I thought the title said masturbated for a second I was like wtf

 

procasterbait desu

the great feeling when you know you wasted your time and the regret that come after doing it desu..

 

Jesus Christ I can't believe I actually clicked on the text...

 

I had 5 months to study for the exam.
Now, i have five minutes before the exam starts.
But i still don't care because a single shit of paper cant decide my life.
Continues Porngasm.

So, how much did i got?
Grade A- 89/100
I was regretting not studying,

 

Well I had an essay assignment in October and it was due in December, I just watched movies and hung out with my friends until 2 days before the due date. I wrote 1 paragraph on the 1st day and then the next day I didn't sleep and finished the essay 1 hour before it was class time.

 

smoking, this really great game hooked me and I didn't smoke for almost 30 hours.

 

back i played DoMO, i kept wanting to do higher end content (who wouldn't, right?) but i had hard time sitting still and grinding with parties for hours/days at a time. this one time i just kind of snapped. i made up some nonsensical charge against a person i didn't like, something like stealing a bunch of cookies, and then proceeded to hunt him down. after about 4 hours and travelling across many maps i had no business ever going to, i had never found him and my story ended as i froze to death outside a gigantic and immovable cookie jar without the key. throughout this whole period, i monologued my entire journey in guild chat. sadly, i never lived to discover the jar was actually empty.

 

I haven't been in a relationship for 6-7 years now. Too lazy.

 

I procrastinated during my exam that would give me College English credit.

 

Kept pushing off my final arch project. They usually take three months to finish. I did mine in one. Almost failed. Lel. Got lucky with the jury so I passed and even got a commendation for being one of the best in my class. My classmates procrastinated too. Lel.

Our class was the most horrible in the year. Hahaha. Only 10 passed out of 40 and only one got into the top 10 in the year. Only a few failed in the other classes.

 

Was supposed to be the best man for by brother's wedding, ended up balls deep in booze and bitches(both doges now deceaseD, sadly) and knew i had to go get ready but the suit was like ten feet away and Spongebob was just coming on and by the time i decided to go people were in the church sweating bullets about ready to leave. Showed up and you could tell they were pissed off.

They had to wait for me. I had my brother's ring. He somehow got it cracked and i was like, "dude dont worry i got this" so i took it to a friend who knew a guy and had the thing fixed. Fucking bastard cost me fifty bucks tho to rush it.

As you can tell i am not a reliable man.

 

I'm opening this thread while in my philosophy class

 

imma still haven't working my thesis yet for last 4 years now. too lazy to do it...

 

To put off a wedding in which you are an integral part of its successful conclusion... and the reasoning being debauchery laden with alcohol, women and SpongeBob SquarePants... I would have to say that is some top-shelf procrastination. Although, that bit of information may lead one to think you are totally unreliable, I would say you were vital towards getting the ring repaired and so your actions are not without merit... even if only in that one particular way in this instance.

For some reason your Pikachu avatar with that face seems fitting, in an unbalanced sort of way. In the spirit of procrastination I looked for a related image instead of doing something truly productive. Here is one of a Pikachu with a SpongeBob face (but I guess it would make sense more to those who now know your colorful example of procrastination): https://s3.amazonaws.com/colorslive/png/1345574-SkVk-Uyx9AybsiDr.png

 

I did a similar thing when I was looking at the recent NU release listing and as I was scanning the list I saw a title that I thought read as "Night Banger" but was actually titled "Night Ranger" but since I have not read it, that doesnt mean that the 'Night Ranger' is not someone out doing some 'night crawling' (or yobai) at least in some totally unsubstantiated theory.

 

i love it fam, thank you. That's going in the archive to be used at a later date. And thank you again man...everyone thinks im just a lazy fuck with no sense of responsibility, but dont i always pull through at the very last possible second? Thanks for understanding that. You may be the only one Q.Q

 

The most interesting procrastination happens when you take a dump!

 

For many people it is easy to focus only on the negative points, which may arguably need work. Everyone has them but when others manifest them it can also be easy to forget we have our own and that we are not without fault when we begin to focus on the faults of others and berate them for it. That is not saying there are not some justifiable moments to address but it is still important to try and be reasonable and consider all contributing factors. Besides, after its all said and done many such experiences can make for an interesting story. Though, I do wonder if that brother and his wife ever chuckle about their wedding... then again not all laughing is necessarily good.