Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

You get a dog collar

Insert smexy

 

You get a dictionary. . .

Inserts chest pads~

 

you get a brand new, never before used, fresh from the factory, washboard

insert blue pill

 

You get pregnancy kit. . .

Insert blood vessel~

 

You get a heart.

Insert previous post.

 

You get commenter

Insert light bulb

 

You get helium.

Insert bread.

 

You get a peasant !

Insert guillotine!

 

You get a zombie

Insert glasses

 

You get sand !

Insert NUF

 

You get FUN

Insert bamboo

 

You get a dead panda. . .

Inserts coffin~

 

You get a cat mummy !

Insert phallus

 

You get atrocity
Insert boomerang

 

You get B*tch slapped

Insert water

 

You get wet
Insert snowglobe

 

You get Satan ..... I mean Santa . You get Santa !

Inserts pikachu

 

You get an electrode!!! *explosions*

Inserts a twig~

 

You get flyswatter

Inserts a pomegranate

 

You get juice

Insert m & m's