Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get a giant's fork

insert handkercheif

 

you get a pack of tissue

inserts nail trimmer

 

You get plank
Insert giraffe

 

you get a zombie apocalypse

inserts falling meteor

 

you get the reason the dinosaurs are extinct

inserts phone

 

you get wifi

inserts cookie

 

you get a crumb

insert a mountain

 

you get a landslide

inserts seismic activity

 

you get the awakening of Godzilla

inserts keyboard

 

you get missing keys

inserts key

 

you get lock

insert traveling pass

 

you get arrested for illegal entry

inserts bullets

 

you get a machete

inserts a turtle

 

you get kung fu panda

insert someones grandma's chinaware

 

you get a talking tea pot with her tea cup children

Inserts dragon egg

 

you get a common house gecko

insert awesome sauce

 

you get an empty sauce bottle

Inserts the letter T

 

You get someone tripping you !

Insert smile

 

Eh..nai wa...
Little imouto I dead ......

 

ehh? why? it's not your corpse tho?

you get a hug ~

inserts cuddles~