Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get an order

inserts soggy noodles

 

you get an angry @Negiomi

inserts PSP

 

you get a PSP Go

insert worm

 

you get catfished

inserts tissue

 

you get a trash can

inserts a flavor text

 

you get some nonsensical lore

inserts bad dubs

 

you get complains

inserts choco pie

 

you get a snicker

inserts buggy games

 

you get new updates

inserts shonen jump

 

you get a one piece tankoubon

inserts glue

 

you get a broken vase

inserts bone

 

you get a pupper

inserts leash

 

you get a pet

inserts police

 

you get jailed

inserts fire hydrant

 

you get a smoke detector

inserts a killer hornet

 

you get ointment

inserts a lawyer

 

you get ace attorney games

inserts tissue box

 

you get a dvd collection of mexican telenovelas

inserts a fedora

 

You get a tailored suit and a machine gun.

Inserts coffee beans

 

you get freezed dired coffee

insert out of date text book