Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

you get lightning

inserts sniffing.mp3

 

you get a coffee bag

inserts a concert ticket

 

You get an excited BTS fan trying to snatch the ticket

Inserts doll made from human skin

 

you get a doppelganger that will try and take over your life

Insert spam mail

 

you get a can of spam

inserts soap

 

you get

you get a soap opera's script

inserts calendar

 

you get a portrait of a politician with a creepy smile

inserts thumbtacks

 

you get a lottery ticket

inserts a pack of cigarettes

 

you get a crab

inserts the high ground

 

you get an attack

inserts earth

 

you get a shield

inserts wolf fang

 

you get Mozart's piano concerto no. 21 manuscript

inserts a diy video

 

you get a dislike and a comment demanding a refund for all my wasted materials

inserts calling card

 

you get a bunny

inserts a black briefcase

 

you get a pineapple pizza

inserts cookie

 

Oooh, a cookie!
You get a big bag of Oreos

Inserts Buckingham palace

 

you get a paper with a pentagram drawn

inserts leek

 

you get Hatsune Miku body pillow

Inserts weed

 

you get a bob marley poster

insert HP pot

 

you get Viagra

insert gasoline