Perfect Murder

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  1. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    I want to know if any of you can commit the perfect Murder or close as possible.

    Include:
    • weapon of choice
    • victim
    •how you would dispose of the body
    •what alibi you will set
    • etc.

    Take your time with your answer

    P.s any staff reading this I'm not looking kill someone and get away with it so don't lock the thread plz.......
     
  2. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Just why would you even come up with this?
     
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  3. Granitefish

    Granitefish Well-Known Member

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    The perfect murder is the one in which no one knows happened.
     
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  4. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    Don't ask but my step moms asking for it
    (to be killed not anything funny going on in your perverted mind)
     
  5. ephemeral

    ephemeral sometimes i'm here

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    it wont be perfect if i told you how i did it
     
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    Kaizoku_kc Well-Known Member

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    i dont think there are any perfect murder, if i had to then only Dexter comes to mind
     
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  7. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    It would as I don't know where you live or anything I can go to the police with so teach me senpai
     
  8. Azusky

    Azusky Gazing At Moonlight | 50 Shades of Blue

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    Victim: Trump
    Weapon: Mexicans
    Attempt: Throw some mexicans at Trump, he will die of a heart attack. No alibi needed
     
  9. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    My mind is too tired to be perverted right now. But I'm interested in what people come up with. As for me I'm too lazy right now
     
  10. saffu

    saffu dead

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    Victim: me
    weapon: noose
    attempt: tie noose around neck

    My alibi is that I was ALIVE at the time!!! you can't prove I killed myself!!! there are no witnesses, it's the perfect crime!!!
     
  11. neogamer

    neogamer Cute is justice!「Maxwell 」

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  12. Greedyspree

    Greedyspree 『Exile within the back room』

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    I would like to direct your attention to an anime called Case Closed.
     
  13. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    Is he that racist guy on the news
     
  14. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    (≧▽≦)b! good for laugh~
     
  15. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    ?????

    Tell me more good sir
     
  16. Azusky

    Azusky Gazing At Moonlight | 50 Shades of Blue

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    pig*
     
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  17. EvilMc

    EvilMc 『Reformed』

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    The more I read that the more I'm confused
     
  18. DXHaseoXD

    DXHaseoXD [Forever Alone] [Person who tries to translate]

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    Best way to get way with the perfect murder, don't post about it on the Internet. Especially in the NU forums.
     
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  19. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Step 1: Do NOT inquire about "How to commit a perfect murder" anywhere.
     
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    buy a taser from some kind of black market then find a random person in a random place with almos no people without any cameras then taser them to death. Dont dispose the body or the taser, alibi is that you dont even know the peson so why? then if you were careful enough with your hair, footsteps so that no other proof will exist unless you are unlucky where other people saw you then more or less you wont be convicted even if you were suspected
     
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