incite apocalypse, use the chance brought by chaos to kill the target and blamed it on confusion, chaos and the common 'it was an accident'. but then again, horatio would never let me get away with it. i'm sure. i've watched CSI; Miami. horatio got swag.
When it comes down to it, the perfect murder is one that nobody knows is a murder, which means you have to either pass it of as a suicide, or make the victim simply go "missing". This is because once the police know it is a murder, unless it happened months before they found the body, they will find a culprit. As for weapons, unless you manage to get the victim in the middle of nowhere, guns are ruled out because of the sound. This means your best bet is drugging them, either with something like sleeping pills, or something actually lethal. The cyanide cloth in the face is an old but effective method. If you don't use something lethal, you can just stab them with a knife once you are out in the woods. As for how you do it, you need to get the victim alone, and where you won't be caught putting a body in the trunk of your car, or be recorded. The longer they can be missing with out anyone noticing, the better. Obviously you don't want anyone to know you are with the victim, so telling everyone you are going on a road trip won't cut it, but catching them when they are in the middle of a road trip would. If you plan on passing it off as a suicide, instead you will have to catch them when they are asleep or unconscious. In this situation, something like sleeping pills won't cut it, because they are going to do an autopsy. Getting them to pass out from drinking would work fine though. Then you need to get a knife (without your fingerprints on it obviously) and put it in their hand, before using their hand to slit their wrist. As for disposing of the body, if you pass it off as a suicide, you don't need to bother with this step. If you are making them go "missing", then you want to make them either never be found, or be found months after the fact. Tossing them into a pond won't work, because people may go swimming in them. Tossing them into the sea is also a no-no, because they might wash up. Your best bet is to either toss them into a swamp, bog, volcano/boiling hot spring or just go to the middle of nowhere and bury them. If you need an alibi, you aren't doing it right, but in general just say you were getting drunk or something, because if they get suspicious, you're screwed anyways thanks to lie detectors. Alternatively, if you live in a city like Chicago, Detroit, or Miami, you can just get them to come to the bad part of town, stab them, and leave them in an alley. Alternatively alternatively, if you don't know the person you are murdering, you can basically do whatever you want as long as you don't get seen. You could probably even get away with killing them in public as long as you do it via a rifle from far away.
I do not know if these steps would help. But it really depends on how you are close to your target. Do you have any specific individual in mind? One way probably would be helping them out get addictednto some heinous drugs just like you would invite someone to a casino.
1) fake plates on the borrowed/stolen car (could use train or bus)+biohazard suit 2) person must live over 100 miles from you, ideally doesn't live in your country. 3) Research target's behaviour patterns e.g. does he go to work on his own? 4) Get target at time when he is on his own 5) Eliminate in a simple method e.g. Syringe full of air into an artery. 6) Split target's body up into individual limbs, chainsaw+clamps recommended. (remember to be wearing biohazard suit) 7) Dump limbs wherever you feel like, after having coated them in copious amounts of bleach. 8) Go back to your normal life. *nb the target cannot be associated to you in any way. *if train/bus used, do not use any form of identification when purchasing tickets. *If you chose syringe method, syringe must contain over 20cm^3 of air
weapon of choice: An untraceable or detectable poison • victim : anyone(cuz I don't have someone in mind) •how you would dispose of the body: Take a pair of gloves, put them on then put the body(the victim) in a tank full of acid. Then pour the acid into the garbage collection area and dismantle the tank and burn the evidence. •what alibi you will set: I was in another country when it happened. How could I possible have done it? And why did u suspect me? I'm just a kid how could I attempt a murder all the way across another country? • Go for a surgery so that I won't be recognised and create a new identity or put someone elses stuff at the scene of the crime or drug someone and put the murder weapons or evidence on them and leave quickly.
if you live in an apartment block: If you have a grudge with the victim you must pretend to reconcile, better in front of some people, so that the police won't found a reason leaving the phone at home, with the alarm that will break something and that shouts SHIT when it rings, exit without being seen and recorded wearing something you do not like, for example a T-shirt of Justin Bieber, changing the way you look and walk , you tail him/her (changing your dress sometimes) when she go in a empty street you cut hir/her throat with a portable knife, steal his money and run home (changing your dress midway) return home without being seen, wait 50 minuts and call him/her 2-3 times. Stop and call him/her again 4/5 hours later, leave some messages asking to be called. break the knife, hide the blade in the ground, clean the handle and throw it elsewhere Play with the laptop or phone, work, etc, like normal; think what to say when the police will came Smile; be calm when they arrive, let them in your house, when they will say that they must ask some questions answer: "No problem, what do you want to know?" wait a second and ask if they want some coffee. REMEMBER: When people lie, they look away. Otherwise just put cyanide in the food
Half of you are getting caught. The other half of you aren't killing anyone at all, your plans are way too complicated. To successfully kill someone without being caught: don't. Simply enhance the already existent risks of their life. If they are outside, walk with them in places with rusty nails. If promiscuous, direct them to lower quality areas. If reckless, challenge them to something dangerous. In that case it's actually an accident, your feeling guilty is natural (as long as you don't let on it was premeditated), and you cannot be charged for endangerment as long as they agreed to whatever you proposed (which is why skydiving deaths aren't blamed on the friends who push people into it). I work in a lab, so I'd just distract my target at a crucial time in an experiment. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Call someone while they're driving. It's not your fault if they crash. Give a suicidal person a scarf and direct them to 4chan. Things will take care of themselves. Dare someone to climb an unstable tree. Walking on thin ice. (Driving is better) Tell them to catch a poisonous snake for you (study a bit beforehand). Spiders are even better but no one believes you actually want them. No alibi required. Just tell the truth, the whole truth, and show all the emotion and guilt you must be feeling. Just leave out the whole planning stage and you'll be fine.
No, no, no, no. You are making things difficult. simple is the best. Use salt, more salt on the food. a bit here a bit there. Like a frog on cold and then hot water, the vitim would not be able to know about the taste. If it´s bit by bit and if it´s on the perfect condition even the police would be useless.
Its eazy .. Bruh .. Get him to the Most abandoned place ( make a clone of yourself ( surgery damn we arent în the world of cultivation ) .. Now You have an alibi .. After kill that guy .. ( You need a suitcase) chop him so that he fits the case and put him în a plastic bag so the blood doesnt leak .. After go in an abandoned mine .. Dig a hole .. Throw the case .. Burn the case . till nothing is left ... Cover the hole 110% .. Erase all the footprints and after Tell UR clone that he doesnt need to play with your --- anymore ( sister\brother\son\daughter is afraid of strangers) pay him .. ( dont forget to hell him from the start that You are going to fuck bitches ..( just go there n take a photo with a bitch naked and its all good) and just make the bitch drunk+drugs etc till She only remember You were with her and nothing that happened that Day ( shell just think drugs+drunk+ sex = Gg) She aint gonna Tell the police that She got drugs so its all ok!!!