Discussion Pfft, now I know what google thinks of us.

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  1. Darkwood

    Darkwood Well-Known Member

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    I've been on this site for ages and the adds I've seen be generated have given me a general idea of who google think we are. (I use private browser so there is no personal internet history interference)

    1-Old people who are about to retire but have no financial know how
    2-People looking for a teaching qualification
    3-Singles looking to date a Muslim woman/mature women

    4-Best of all of what google thinks makes up this community: people who worry about the onset of dementia.

    So what are your opinions of what google thinks of you? And how accurate is it?
     
    Darkwood, Feb 23, 2018
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    waleuska Well-Known Member

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    if google doesn't know i am a 6 foot spider than i will be disappointed.
     
    waleuska, Feb 23, 2018
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  3. ninish

    ninish ✿Fujoshi✿ [#224~] [Dʀᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ] [Lᴜʀᴋᴇʀ Lᴇᴇᴄʜ]

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    The worrying thing is that Google thinks I have a life...
     
    ninish, Feb 23, 2018
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    vancenick Well-Known Member

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    I use private browser on my desktop computer and I see I lot of stuff like looking for single mothers
     
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  5. doomeye1337

    doomeye1337 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Incubator, the messenger of magic~

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    Yes, I'm looking forward to retiring to an old people's home where I'll donate my time teaching everyone about technology. On my down time, I'll enjoy dating a Muslism GILF whose name I'll forget every morning. :blobpopcorn_cool:

    man, programs are so smart nowadays....
     
    doomeye1337, Feb 23, 2018
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  6. Yaoikun

    Yaoikun The other Red Siblings | Cursed Black Knight

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    What?
     
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  7. Darkwood

    Darkwood Well-Known Member

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    @elengee how many of those categories do you fit into?
     
    Darkwood, Feb 23, 2018
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  8. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I might be retiring to teach muslim lolis but i don't remember. :blobsleepless:
     
    elengee, Feb 23, 2018
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    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    soo. . ..
    i think google is mistaking me for a woman. . . .
    it thinks i need some breast enlargement products . . . .
     
    replay, Feb 23, 2018
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    TypeFantasyHeart Well-Known Member

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    what do i think of it?? dude when i put my REAL NAME on google.... SURPRISE... dude my whole family tree up to 4 generations was found along with where i live and fotos of mine lol... and no, i dont use facebook
     
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  11. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    i don't have enough attention span to focus on ads.
     
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  12. doomeye1337

    doomeye1337 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Incubator, the messenger of magic~

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    Or you've been browsing too much TF fiction :blobowoevil_horns:
     
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  13. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    It's random. Tech stuffs, tech stuffs, car stuffs, game stuffs, money stuffs,etc....and my history are Full of Anime/Manga Related.
    (Using my work stuffs in a separate browser so I can easily delete all of the history of those works)
     
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    You don't use adblock? o_O Nvm failed at reading comprehension, ads on this site, didn't see the part about this site.
     
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    SenjiQ [Wise, for a Bird]

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    Google ads keep trying to sell this bird torpedoes. Just why?
     
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    I'm personally surprised that nobody has crafted a program or website that essentially is launched to feed Google a bunch of questions randomly across the board across eight or more hours. Just to mislead the advertisements.
     
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  17. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    Did you know that there's an western book called against the gods?
    The hell is which are the places that I should visit if I go to X country? I don't even have the money!
     
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    Ads what's that? :blobsmirk:
     
    Chrono Vlad, Feb 23, 2018
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  19. Clozdark

    Clozdark "Kuma chan \(≧◡≦)/ "「airhead」「nonsense speaker]

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    Google always forcing me to gambling and eating mcd in their ads,i don't like both of them
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Google thinks Ai-chan travels around too much. Keeps asking me to look at mobile data plans from different countries.
     
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