Discussion Possible ways for Harem in reality

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RebirthofNovel, Nov 3, 2017.

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Which do you think is the easiest way to get a harem in real life??

  1. Go to a middleeast country and covert

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    26.5%
  2. Open your own religion

    7 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. create a bio virus and kill 90%males

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  4. create a bio virus and control male to female ratio

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  5. become dictator of your country

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  6. Form a wives exchange group

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    8.2%
  1. justmehere

    justmehere Well-Known Member

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    So yeah,

    So we have a rich guy in our country, used to date a girl A and hook up when he was in high school. Meet again later on, not much interest. Get this, she offered him her daughter to be a mistress. She was given a house, stipend for taking care of his kid. A needed more money to put her son to college. Guess what happened? Offered second daughter to the rich guy.

    Suffice to say, low moral idiots are littered everywhere, you just have to know how to find them and afford it.
     
  2. Seraphic

    Seraphic Uncomfortably close

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    You don't even have to go to a Middle Eastern country. Go to rural Utah, join the fundamentalist Mormons.
     
  3. Fluffums

    Fluffums 【R-18 Researcher】【Seeker of Moe】

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    I'm confused. Do these seem like options that are available in real life?
    The most realistic method is, get into a position with power over people (there's lots of those, like police, teacher, politician, film/tv director...), then abuse your power while being careful not to leave obvious evidence and brainwash them into accepting it. But you'd have to be a horrible person to actually do something like that...
     
  4. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Meh. Its more fun when they struggle anyway.
     
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  5. isekaishousetsu

    isekaishousetsu Karakuri Pierrot

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    Get insanely rich and convert to Islam.

    However. Know your chances of getting rich is only 1-2%. There, but close to impossible.

    Also, polygyny is not Islamic canon. It is TOLERATED but NOT RECOMMENDED. In fact, a lot of muslim countries have already restricted them and there are some, like Turkey, who outright banned them.

    Then there's the other problem of citizenship. A lot of islamic countries have very restrictive policies on naturalization with some like Saudi Arabia virtually non-existent.

    Also, the trend is to secularize. Meaning soon most of them too would ban the practice.

    Lastly, note that a harem in real life is a whole lot different than in a novel.

    In novels, they very unrealistically get along well.

    In real life, they'd be out to kill each other and if you piss them off hard enough maybe even you. That's how it went in real harems in history and that's probably how it will go for you if you somehow manage to get yourself one.

    If you're just after some sex, just go do it casually and no commitment. Strings attached will soon wrap around your head to choke you.

    If you're after love, I don't know why you won't be satisfied with one. A lifetime is too short to spend with a loved one. Imagine getting a bunch of them.
     
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  6. batotit

    batotit Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if this BS will work the other way around?
    Bio terror eliminates 95 percent of women, now every man must share if you want to get married. Anyone who thinks reverse harem is not cool gets castrated. Fat and ugly woman now has the choice of every supermodel and if you want to have a chance for a pussy, you need to go on a killer diet and daily hardcore exercise since 6 abs are the norm for men.
     
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  7. isekaishousetsu

    isekaishousetsu Karakuri Pierrot

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    With Artificial Insemination? Absolutely not. Just wait for rhe women to repopulate. Unless you explicitly make it so that you need penetration for conception. But even then, it's a long shot.

    Honestly speaking, the same argument goes for the rare men all women world scenario. I don't know why novelists could use it as a serious plot except for just the lenny. Huehuehue
     
  8. m7vpc

    m7vpc Well-Known Member

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    Never said they had to be alive.
     
  9. Nbhan101

    Nbhan101 Well-Known Member

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    Oh shit!!
     
  10. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    Setting up your own religion seems to be the easiest on the list. :hmm:
     
  11. Chrono Vlad

    Chrono Vlad 『Banned From Drinking』

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    Be a Billionaire then convert to Islam. :cookie:
     
  12. Ko

    Ko "The Corrupted Queen"

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    The easiest one is to become filthy rich tbh.
    If you're rich af people will literally throw themselves to you
     
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  13. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    This is the best method. *nods wisely*

    *rolls away to increase the character count to earn nuffies*
    *also reports the thread because it's on the wrong subforum*
     
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  14. Mahou-nii-sama

    Mahou-nii-sama Ultimate Cannon Fodder

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    be a billionaire.
     
  15. Mahou-nii-sama

    Mahou-nii-sama Ultimate Cannon Fodder

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    wtffffffffffffffffffffff
     
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  16. little king

    little king Ruler of Sloth [Neko-form]

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    Money/Charm
     
  17. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    Just keep a lot of mistresses, like someone in the real life that I know.
    Just be careful of the kitchen knife. Stitching the wound is not easy......
     
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  18. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    This is a honest and serious answer, pretty much all western countries allow a person to have a harem, the only thing that not allowed is to have more than one wife, there is no law against having multiple live in girlfriends.
     
  19. Eishun

    Eishun Well-Known Member

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    Well, if you are very rich, I think it's possible. I remember this one time when I was working as a security guard at some event when I overheard a couple of businessmen talking. They were from China and Businessman A was lecturing Businessman B about the realities of life.

    A was saying it's possible for some big shot they both knew to have one wife and 2 mistresses was because the big shot was rich enough to buy 3 different mansions for all 3 women. And he's rich enough to let all 3 of them enjoy a high standard of living.

    Businessman A also added that, in the first place, the opportunities available to the 3 women weren't all that great anyway so if they left the big shot, where would they go? Would they be able to own a mansion if they married a regular worker?

    So yeah, be as rich as Bruce Wayne.
     
  20. XD

    XD Well-Known Member

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    Look up how healthy polyamorous relationships are like and work towards that.
    https://www.self.com/story/polyamorous-relationship please note that I only skimmed this article and didn't read all the way through.

    Unless you're just looking for sex and no relationships. In which case, just hire some hookers.