Misc Post your best Break Up lines. ;)

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  1. Ritsuru

    Ritsuru Wanderer of the Clouds, Here and There

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    ...now this...is AWESOME!!
     
    Ritsuru, Dec 5, 2015
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  2. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    I'm sure if you borrow some examples from the pickup line thread, you will be guaranteed success. Yep, truly.
    Don't actually use any of them.
     
    Aicila, Dec 5, 2015
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  3. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You didn't cheat on me
    but I cheated on you
    (with a cookie)
     
    Estarossa, Dec 5, 2015
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    Potato its doomed

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    wait they arent blue
    ive been lied to
    screw you
     
    Potato, Dec 5, 2015
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  5. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Do you give them a cookie as you break up or did you cheat on them with a cookie?
     
    Aicila, Dec 5, 2015
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  6. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    I cheated with a cookie, the cravings yo, too stronk
     
    Estarossa, Dec 5, 2015
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  7. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Was your ex some shortbread or something?
     
    Aicila, Dec 5, 2015
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  8. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    cheesecake
     
    Estarossa, Dec 5, 2015
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  9. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    You traded the pinnacle of sweets for a cookie?!?
     
    Aicila, Dec 5, 2015
    #129
  10. Ryve16

    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    Best break up line: "lets get married!"
     
    Ryve16, Dec 5, 2015
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    Hey is the warranty still good for you cause I need a new one
     
    Lupus, Dec 5, 2015
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  12. BlazingLord07

    BlazingLord07 Underworld Judge Atral-Tree

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    My breakup line,"it's not you baby it's me."
     
    BlazingLord07, Dec 5, 2015
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  13. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    I'm sorry but, I'd like my wallet back ...
     
    Enigma, Dec 5, 2015
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    Brinn Well-Known Member

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    Brinn, Dec 5, 2015
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  15. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    I'll empty it for you first.
     
    Aicila, Dec 5, 2015
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  16. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    It's normally empty when they throw it back at me ...
     
    Enigma, Dec 5, 2015
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    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    Yap. and I want to have your child. Your partner will disappear before you even finished saying the sentence.
     
    Shio, Dec 5, 2015
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    Gadget Demi-god of magic and science

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    Girl: "I'm pregnant"
    Guy: "You b*tch, you cheated on me!! We're done!!"

    300 Posts... Best break up line?

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!! *kick the partner away*
     
    Gadget, Dec 5, 2015
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  19. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    You're perfect in everyway, just not for me
     
    Enigma, Dec 5, 2015
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  20. ghostcat

    ghostcat Member of the Royal Society of Napping

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    been with you was like playing an awesome game, now that it's ending i feel sad and lonely but i'll remember how good it was even after beginning a new one.
    (don't know if i get to finish saying it before getting slapped, specifically at the playing part...)
     
    ghostcat, Dec 6, 2015
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