Misc Post your best Break Up lines. ;)

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  1. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    If you speak fast enough you might get to good before the slap comes .
     
    Enigma, Dec 6, 2015
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  2. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    I'd be amazed if you got further than that.
     
    Aicila, Dec 6, 2015
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  3. Ldyrdy

    Ldyrdy Snowfallsdown

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    Well let's put mine too...



    Boy: Do you know why it is raining?
    Girl: no I don't.
    Boy: because I need it now
    Girl: why?
    Boy: so nobody will see me cry under the rain when you break up with me today
    Girl: *shocked *how did you know I was going to break up with you?
    Boy: It's because I love you... *runs away crying in the middle of the rain*
     
    Ldyrdy, Dec 6, 2015
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  4. Darkaeluz

    Darkaeluz 『Whosays25 Onii-chan』, 『He who gave up on Love』

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    You're a perfect woman in this broken and sad world
    and as an imperfect human I need to let you go...
     
    Darkaeluz, Dec 6, 2015
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  5. MrStealYoCultivation

    MrStealYoCultivation Well-Known Member

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    Boy: Are you tired?
    Girl: No, Why?
    Boy: Well, I mean you have been running through my mind all day
    Girl: awwww so sweet
    Boy: And i think its time we took a break
    Girl: :(
     
    MrStealYoCultivation, Dec 6, 2015
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  6. ghostcat

    ghostcat Member of the Royal Society of Napping

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    you know life it's like a tennis game. it starts with love and some manages to get a match, yet many reach a break-point and i fear we are between those...
    (this is a little more subtle than before, still... the fact that they came as game analogies is kind of worrying... :()
     
    ghostcat, Dec 6, 2015
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  7. rizzumeow

    rizzumeow Well-Known Member

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    Me: Your love is too much...(For a fairy like me).....so if you can't stop getting jealous of every person I talk to then we can't continue this.
    "That human": B-but you promised you won't leave me! I've already met your parents too..
    Me: WHAT!

    Based on my life.
    Yes this truly happened of course.
     
    rizzumeow, Dec 6, 2015
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  8. Lachiel

    Lachiel Paradise Lost

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    Watching you go crazy over me~ I laugh I laugh~
     
    Lachiel, Dec 6, 2015
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  9. Lachiel

    Lachiel Paradise Lost

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    Lachiel, Dec 11, 2015
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  10. Shio

    Shio Moderator Staff Member

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    ... I am sorry, the one I like is your brother.
     
    Shio, Dec 11, 2015
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  11. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    This is from kevin hart Let me explain;
    "Look, i love you the best that i could. What i could i did. What i didn't do i tried. You know what, F*** it.".
     
    Ratatoskr, Dec 11, 2015
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  12. Ldyrdy

    Ldyrdy Snowfallsdown

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    I realized I've always like you......... As a friend........
     
    Ldyrdy, Dec 11, 2015
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  13. Stealth

    Stealth Elegant Lady

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    Stealth, Dec 11, 2015
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  14. FlowingSong

    FlowingSong Otome Isekai Reader and Trash ML Hater

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    Ein! fs found this again while random searching~~


    The lines:

    Let me be the one to break it up
    So you won't have to make excuses ♪ ♫
    We don't need to find a set up where,
    Someone wins and someone loses ♫ ♪ ♫
    We just have to say our love was true ♪
    But has now become a lie ♪ ♫ ♪
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2015
    FlowingSong, Dec 11, 2015
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  15. Ldyrdy

    Ldyrdy Snowfallsdown

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    Passenger ~ let her go
     
    Ldyrdy, Dec 11, 2015
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  16. HazyPrecise

    HazyPrecise Heh

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    !roll 1.15
     
    HazyPrecise, Jan 13, 2021
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  17. justabot

    justabot NUF's Cutest Bot Bot

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    NUF Dice Roller

    Roll limits: -9999999999 to 9999999999

    @HazyPrecise, an error has occured. To use the dice roller, please use the command "!roll min,max" without the quotes. Min being The lowest value to return and max being the highest value to return.

    You may also use "!roll min,max,num_of_dice" if you want to roll multiple dice at once. The maximum dice you may use is 100.
     
    justabot, Jan 13, 2021
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  18. HazyPrecise

    HazyPrecise Heh

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    !roll 1,15
     
    HazyPrecise, Jan 13, 2021
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  19. justabot

    justabot NUF's Cutest Bot Bot

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    NUF Dice Roller

    Min: 1
    Max: 15

    @HazyPrecise, you rolled a 1
     
    justabot, Jan 13, 2021
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  20. HazyPrecise

    HazyPrecise Heh

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    !roll 1,15
     
    HazyPrecise, Jan 13, 2021
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  21. justabot

    justabot NUF's Cutest Bot Bot

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    NUF Dice Roller

    Min: 1
    Max: 15

    @HazyPrecise, you rolled a 12
     
    justabot, Jan 13, 2021
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  22. Violet Blaze

    Violet Blaze Step Red Sibling | Holy Blaze

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    What’s your sign? Mine is stop
     
    Violet Blaze, Mar 3, 2021
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  23. melomarl

    melomarl Burning Red

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    You're actually rolling a dice on a break up thread :blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:
     
    melomarl, Mar 3, 2021
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