Random ramblings

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  1. Akuraizu

    Akuraizu Well-Known Member

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    So, I'm back from torture camp. (They deprived me of chocolate. Reloading.)
    Anyways, when I was there, I would sleep (I didn't get to train my dao due to the depravity of qi there)
    and get dreams.

    I'm a man whom is bad with jokes, but my brain let me see something that I had to share.

    The dream begins with me stealing some cash from an organization, big whoop. Problem is, I let my face be recorded on camera due to me being an idiot and what not. So, there I was, making funny gestures in front of the security cam, cash in hand, before escaping.

    One month later, they identified me, and begun the hunt (took quite the while o.o)
    Another month later, I'm seen on the roadside, with a cart filled with raw chicken (Yes, raw), selling them to the people who pass by. ( They bought it. I don't know why.)

    The people from the organization found me, and chased me, while I escaped with the cart.
    Now Imagine;
    A dude running while pushing a cart filled with raw chicken, while being chased by black cars, bald guys sticking their torsos out of the windows, aiming their guns at me, as well as helicopters and jets.
    The chase went for around 5 minutes (My dao is too low :( )
    and then I was awoken by falling down the bunk bed. The top bed, of course.
     
  2. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Ouch
     
  3. Jaded

    Jaded Majoring in Erology

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    What kind of camp bans chocolate?!! A military camp or something.

    And that dream....:LOL::LOL:
     
  4. hayyan

    hayyan Gold Brick

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    Deprived of chocolate huh?
    Thats certainly a torture haha.
     
  5. Akuraizu

    Akuraizu Well-Known Member

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    It certainly was x.x
     
  6. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Lol, I love your signature~
     
  7. Akuraizu

    Akuraizu Well-Known Member

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    *grins*
    chocolate is the name, and I will devour em all
     
  8. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Your dream lack explosion, Michael Bay is ashamed of you.
     
  9. Akuraizu

    Akuraizu Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't want to explode upon crashing to the ground now, would I?
     
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    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Are these @Random ramblings, or just random ramblings?
     
  11. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    i heard you are searching for randomness....
     
  12. erichninja

    erichninja Don’t think about it

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    Everybody favorite Baby ninja Idol is here...
    (Just realize what I just said)
    *Sit in a corner*
     
  13. qzty

    qzty From normal-fag to F5-er Jack of Spades

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    *plants a flag*
    MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. Akuraizu

    Akuraizu Well-Known Member

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    Random ramblings


    That is.. quite random indeed

    I see o.o
    Got any chocolates?

    NO. MIEN!
     
  15. erichninja

    erichninja Don’t think about it

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    Sure have my leftover from VD
     
  16. little king

    little king Ruler of Sloth [Neko-form]

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    They probably just want to buy some chickens!
     
  17. erichninja

    erichninja Don’t think about it

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    You know what
    @Das talk about candy
    And your experience from watching ifuuduoduo
     
  18. Akuraizu

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    *nods in understanding*
    Indeed, they probably did want to buy chickens
     
  19. Panlong

    Panlong The Furtive Pigmy - Father of the Abyss

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    qzty From normal-fag to F5-er Jack of Spades

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