Research On Nuffians Behavior And Attention Spam (Super Duper Serious *nod nod*)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AliceShiki, Aug 17, 2017.

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Was it a good use of my time to count the pages of all the Qidian Threads?

  1. No.

    42 vote(s)
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  2. Definitely not.

    43 vote(s)
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  3. Wait, you really counted? I thought you came up with a number from the top of your head!

    61 vote(s)
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  4. Yes, I did count it.

    20 vote(s)
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  5. Why is one of the poll answers a reply to one of the poll questions...?

    49 vote(s)
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  6. I actually think that it was a good... Who am I kidding? It was a terrible use of your time.

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  1. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    It has come to my attention that Nuffians have recently gotten quite active regarding a certain particular organization and their "evil schemes".

    In order to highlight the importance of these issues, me, as the extremely kind person that I am, decided to look deeply into those threads to see how important they are to this community.

    Subject A is the representative of the evil schemes, we'll label them as the "Drama".

    By deeply digging through the Archives of NUF's history, a conclusion has been arrived that over 6 pages of different threads, and a total of 1010 pages (if my math didn't fail me) over the course of 3 months. An average of 11 pages per day, with the most active moments getting about 85 pages on the course of 2 days, or 42 pages in one day... Quite impressive, let's take a look at our other subjects.

    Subject B will be called "Drunkards". People that pass their entire day drinking and causing ruckus on a tavern.

    Subject B has around 6500 pages (a bit more) over the course of 13 months, an average of 16 pages per day, with the most active moments being of around 80 pages on a day, or on the most active and infamous moment, 10 pages in 10 minutes. But that is too much of a short attention spam, so let's consider the 80 pages in a day instead. A definite improvement over our Drama subject.

    Next, we have Subject C, the "Evildoers". The ones that constantly spend all of their time hitting a poor robot until she spills out monsters for them to fulfill their greed.

    While the Evildoers had the slowest start of our 3 subjects, by increasing their activity humongously in recent times, they ended up with over 17000 pages over the course of 10 months, an average of 56 pages per day. Sadly, there are no easily accessible records (AKA, I'm not active enough there) of their most active times, rumors said that they could reach over 500 pages in a single day. Even if you ignore half of all those posts, which were made by a robot, it's clearly a great improvement towards the last 2 subjects. Surely evil reigns on this community.


    With this, after the data being properly displayed, we reach the end of this research, which leads to a clear and very definite answer.

    For the average nuffian, Pokemon is more important than Roleplaying, which is more important than popcorn.


    I thank you very much for your time, and have a great day. *bows*
     
  2. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    I call bullshit
     
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  3. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Too bad, the data is there for anyone to check! The truth is out there! Qidian Drama can't beat AG! And it doesn't even come close to the Pinata!!! *laughs evilly*
     
  4. Theo Thanasia

    Theo Thanasia Medicine Master

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    *insert did not read lightsaber meme
     
  5. I Eat Monsanto

    I Eat Monsanto He who courts death

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    Oh another QI thread

    Much wow

    How unexpected

    Never saw one of these before
     
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  6. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Skip to the bold part, it's the only thing that matters, it's bolded for a reason.
     
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  7. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    ....well you'll never get that half an hour back. And I have my suspicions it wasted much more time than that as well.
     
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  8. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    No... It's a joke Qidian thread! It's totally different! >.<

    I don't make serious threads, they just don't fit me.
    I think it was about 1/2 an hour actually, I didn't look at the clock when I started making it... Wait, I think I can check, brb.
     
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  9. alamptr

    alamptr What should i put here

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    Me still think popcorn is the most important
     
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  10. Viola

    Viola Studio Ghibli Fanboy Mother of Learning Fanboy

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    Now you are making me think of how many pages i have contributed to........ Subject A.

    *Going back in my head*
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    Damn... that's a lot.
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    Edit: *Thinking even more*
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    Probably around 1% give or take a bit..... probably take.
    Worth it?
     
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  11. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    I shall curse Qi with the NTR Curse
     
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  12. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    My last reply on the tavern was 53 minutes ago, so I think I took around 50 minutes on making this thread... Teehee?
    Too bad! Pokemons are more important than popcorn!!! \(^^)/
    *pat pat pat*
    Go go Anh-chan! Beat them down!!! \(^^\) \(^^)/ (/^^)/
     
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  13. Dolfitos

    Dolfitos 『Kingsize』 『Jason of N.U.F』

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    I already used this meme today, but this thread is a special case so...

    [​IMG]

    EDIT: wait was it today?... No it was yesterday... Damn:facepalm:
     
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  14. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    *tilts head*
     
  15. Arcturus

    Arcturus Cat, Hidden Sith Lord

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    Interestingly enough, I have spent minimal amount of time on all 3 of those subjects. What say you to that young @brasca123 ?
     
  16. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    Hmmmm... I spent more time than I'd like on the popcorn tbh, but I needed to farm nuffies for the contest... It was too much of a tempting opportunity to pass on.

    As for the Drunkards... Well, I'd like to spend even more time than I already do on it, but it really messed up my schedule on a lot of things.

    I never became an evildoer though! \(^^)/



    As for you not participating much on any of them... I think it's a smart decision overall~
     
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  17. nyuu1224

    nyuu1224 Heaven's Grip System Engineer

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    I just read something useless without me realising it till the end. If you write a novel it would be good in my opinion. You're a jerk for wasting my time though.
     
  18. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Ophi-kun's Survival Teacher』

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    What!? You really didn't get the sarcasm on the title!? What about the poll question!? Don't tell me you're someone that reads the thread before reading the poll!? >.<

    I'm writing a novel btw, the release pace is waaaaaaaaaaaay slower than what I'd want, but you can read it here: http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/i-died-and-reincarnated-as-an-otome-games-villager-a.32104/

    Or, you can check my stories on the http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/monthly-short-story-writing-prompts.19466/ ! I write one every month over there! \(^^)/

    #ShamelessAdvertisement
     
  19. BattleNoob

    BattleNoob Founder of the NooB Sect

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    Give me a simple sentence please I'm a noob goodNess sake
     
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  20. anhrefn

    anhrefn [NTR Sect Leader]       [True Ancestor]

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    hey hey, you tmus create a character based on me! You know, the useless guy who's NTR'd by everyone

    "Anhrefn was NTR'd"
    "You aren't human!"