Secret of the one above

Secretly watches Teletubbies every Sunday at 4pm

 

secretly a massive weeb

 

Secretly has hidden 20 smoke alarms in a 5m by 5m room

 

secretly planted 20 million trees

 

yay for me~
Secretly stashed stinky, worn socks under roommate's bed

 

secretly stole the declaration of independence

 

Secretly narcissistic

 

secretly an extreme philanthropist

 

Secretly a sentient 1ply tissue paper

 

secretly a haunted macguffin

 

SSSSSSSecretly has delusions that he owns 17,789 Barbie dolls

 

secretly an AI controlled doll

 

Secretly addicted to honey and the poster boy for gluttony, just like Winnie the Pooh

 

secretly a starving author

 

Secretly owns a Spongebob jumpsuit

 

secretly the ghost of an abandoned subway station

 

Secretly the dude sleeping underneath the bench of said subway

 

secretly tried to con a conman

 

Secretly fanboys over Armin Meiwes

 

secretly likes the taste of rotten flesh