Self-defense technique

I've recently had the fortune of stumbling upon this technique, and I thought that it had to be shared, because, you know, sharing is caring.

 

Now I am ultra OP!!

 

Spoiler: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

 

I have gained enlightenment and shall now ascend to godhood

 

This is pretty effective, ngl.

 

Why must you protect future victims...

True, I didn't think people would be interested in martial arts.

 

Am I protecting them?

Spoiler: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up Lyrics

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

 

Yeltsa Kcir doesn't approve of your interference.

 

Yes, this is not Rickrolling, this is merely hoping some idiot would willingly get Rickrolled.

 

Or if they enjoy the song and love its lyrics.

Who the fuck is Yeltsa Kcir, oh wait, it's that guy from the video.

 

It's Rick Astley backwards. This rick roll has deep plot.

 

Honestly, I just want the song to be on loop, especially when I catch a glimpse of hearing it. And when people Rick Roll, it just really makes me want to hear those lyrics again. As the song itself has a beautiful intent. Unless you like cuckoldry?

It seems to go in line with Eurobeat (One of my favorite genres of music).

 

What do you mean cuckoldry... And I do listen to the song regularly, so I'm kinda immune to rick rolls.

Fuck yeah, Eurobeat is the shit.

 

Just bring a nagging mother-in-law that is a Karen!

 

That's a last resort, because a Karen deals collateral AOE damage.

 

Well, cuckoldry goes against love and commitment. Which are the themes of the song.

 

Best self defense is not being in the situation in the first place but if such thing occur do mind the laws of the land. Is it legal to carry non gun weapons . Pepperspray? some places it is illegal.Also be careful not harm the assailant too much.

Not advisable cause if you are stopped by the police for some reason(more liikely due to her nagging in public) .....well

see 3:05 timestamp

 

The thread was ruined quite fast. Sad *pat pat* Noble you did well

 

Indeed. But as long as one person was tricked, then it's worth it.

 

Just don't put a Rick Roll into other music pls. That's basically asking to get gunned down.