Ai-chan wants to shit, but can't shit, despite this pulsing sensation in Ai-chan's rectum. It totally bums Ai-chan's shit out. What a total pain in the ass. How do you deal with shit when you can't shit but shit, you still have to deal with shit? What shit do you take when shit hits the fan? What do you do when shits give you shit for being shit? Have you met any shits who think their shit don't stink? Have you come across any of this shit? How shitty is your shitty life? Do you think your shit will ever get better?
Prunes and fiber. If you're desperate, get some of that powdered fruit fibre extract thing. It'll either taste like death or sickly sweet but it'll help.
if you can't shit (literally), I'd recommend either drinking a shitload of coffee, or just using a laxative if you got shitty shit going on in your life you can do the same I'd say...
There is a natural solution, but take it at your own risk: eat a big handful of brazilian nuts. These things will clear your bowels by the end of the day.
smoke some cigarettes. It will make you shit easily, It worked for me. If you don't like smoking, you can eat "java apple". It said to help but depends on each person.
basicaly this, just change the dream part with shit: i learned my lesson, never shit later than 2 days...after that you are 90% costipated
That's quite a lot of shit for a shitpost, Ai-chan. (dry) Jokes aside, coffee might help. Or a more healthy option, fibers, especially from fruits with purgative effect like papaya.
That depends on your diet, eat good food and hydrate yourself well, stress could also be a factor. If you didn't have any drastic change on diet or stressed, consult your doctor.
You should have more fruits and vegetables in your diet. If you're really desperate, eat the extra spicy version of the Korean spicy noodle. I have a 1 in 2 chance of getting diarrhea after eating that.
Ai-chan had similar experience. It was with Nandos, a supposedly Portuguese restaurant. Ai-chan added the hottest chilli, but thought, "You call this super hot? Where is the hotness?" So Ai-chan added more of the chilli, still wasn't hot enough. So Ai-chan added more, but the tingles and heat never came. The next day Ai-chan shat fire. Like a dragon, but on the opposite side.
..... i worry for u reasons u cant shit 1 u don't eat vegies 2 ur not moist 3 ur sick 4 any other reason u prolly want to see a doc
I am not sure but apart from taking plenty amounts of ROUGHAGE in your diet and HYDRATING properly, do some MASSAGE on your HIPS(downwards towards the legs)!!!
Spoiler: Brown Joke Constipation is when your body doesn't give a shit. Diarrhea is when your body can't keep its shit together.