Title: I, Who Decided to Write a Japanese-Style Short Story, am Making a Really Long Title to Describe What I Want to Write While Reclining in my Comfortable Chair And Enjoying a Lazy Afternoon. "What do You Mean, it Needs a Plot? And Characters!? Conflict!?? That's BS! I give up!" And so I Guess I Will Just Go Back to Listening to Touhou Music And Reading R-18 Novels on Nocturne... ~ Well, That Didn't Last Long. I Hope You Weren't Expecting Anything From This Story. Did You Even Read The Whole Title? Wow, I'm Impressed ~ Fin. --- One of these days I'll get past my writer's block. Today is not that day.
Title: I finally become a knight and the first thing i met on the battlefield was the strongest person on the enemy kingdom. How did i escape her? I used my secret kissing technique that passed from my family and not only did i pissed her off, she'll hunt me down to the ends of the earth. Screw this chivalrous knight thing! I going to aim to be the best farmer in the world!